Faking it Text posts

'I NEED MORE TIME. I GOTTA GO' HOW MANY UNDER COVER COPS HAVE USED THAT LINE

AND ITS NOT LIKE HE CAN GET IN TROUBLE W/ KISSING LAUREN WHEN SHE THROWS HERSELF AT HIM FIRST

“That was so cold your nipples are showing!”

“You scare me. I like it!”

“Guess I have to start kissing some lesbians.”

“I’ve been craving lesbian energy in my life.”

“Have you ever masturbated thinking about (name here)?”

“Is green really your favorite color?”

“I’m not a douche.”

“Who here makes your no-no place say yes-yes?”

“Fuck you, I’ve struggled!”

“Let’s be lesbians.”

“You’re like a horny parrot!”

“How dare you threaten me in my own home!”

“There are no boyfriends around me right now.”

“This little piggy went boo-hoo-hoo all the way home. Man up!”

“Your voice is so velvety it’s like my ears are floating on the ocean.”

“It’s a croquembouche!”

“We… Kiss… Now?”

“Oh look, your shoelaces are untied. Let me help you with that.”

“He/She has a poet's soul!”