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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY BLOG?!?

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John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job
how do you guys feel about my lock screen
OP do you take constructive criticism?
there is nothing to criticize here
Who the hell organize apps by color
Mind your business
this thread absolutely killed me
I made a handy diagram

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?
I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
Being working class is like this:
ummmmmm(: maybe if you spent a little bit less money on frivolous luxuries like entertainment (: you wouldn’t be a stupid broke bitch who deserves to be poor(: just some friendly advice(:
“All it takes to be successful is hard work! You gotta pull yourself up by the bootstraps and stop being lazy!” -Millionaire politician who is the son of another millionaire
This is an oversimplification and a bad graphic.
That’s literally my expenses. I took a screenshot of what the app I use to track my spending is telling me.
It’s my actual lived experience holy shit.
I can’t get over this. This isn’t some random graphic pulled from a think tank or political organization, this is the actual reality I live with day to day.
“Um sowwy sweaty, but this is bad and your experience is fake because I say so”
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Five Demands of the Hong Kong people:
Full withdrawal of the Extradition Bill (a.k.a. the Evil Law)
Retraction of the characterisation of the protest as a “riot”
Release of all the arrested protesters (especially the students and the wounded)
Accountability for police brutality
Resignation of Carrie Lam
There are English and Japanese Sub version too! Spread the word
this was posted four hours prior to me reblogging this! please, spread the word about the hong kong protests! this incredibly important and more and more people are harmed by police brutality as the protests continue!!

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“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”
It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.
No wait yours is so much more powerful
if you read this you’re gay
the best original works I’ve made so far tbh
Printssss | Twatter | FNAF porn

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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.
I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar
the tag……….my god….
It’s pure gold