Chunky Mall

I’m currently active in my favourite fandoms, such as Seraph of the End, Hetalia, Demon Slayer/Kimetsu Gakuen, etc. However, at the moment I’m only writing about Seraph of the End; I’ll update this later! (heheh)

Please specify the gender of the reader and the OC (male, female, transgender, non-binary, etc.) when submitting a request ♡.

• What I CAN write:

I only accept requests involving vampires.

Requests for character x character, character x reader, or character x OC (please provide detailed information about your OC!).

NSFW and other sensitive topics. I’ll give a clear warning for those who don’t want to read them, so please respect each other ◉‿◉...

• What I CAN’T write:

Human characters in Seraph of the End.

Requests involving incest (oh please don’t try to convince me that all vampires are siblings! Ugh... They would share a lineage, but each vampire would still have their own cells and genetic makeup based on who they originally were. The fact that they call each other ‘father’ or ‘brother’ is purely for plot purposes. This means I do not accept incest requests involving char x OC.)

Requests involving pedophilia (yes, there might be a bit of an age gap… but I don’t want to write about an adult x a child under 18, okay!)

This idea popped into my head by accident while I was chatting with a friend yesterday, and I thought it would make more sense if the reader were a vampire—because if you were human, you’d definitely fucked up.

• Ferid

At first, Ferid would be pretty surprised that you dared to drive your car straight into him while he was engrossed in a conversation with Yuu’s group—truly taken aback by your boldness—but he wouldn’t get angry about it. He’d praise your courage and immediately forget all about it. He probably won’t care too much if someone hates him or tries to prank him (since he knows he’s a jerk)—especially if you’re a vampire who’s known Ferid for a long time, in which case this is even more obvious.

However, if your harmful pranks start to become more frequent and cause more serious consequences, then... Congratulations, you’ve successfully caught his attention. After that, two scenarios could unfold: first, Ferid will make you taste your own medicine—but much worse than that, guaranteed to inflict psychological and physical trauma on you for hundreds of years to come (trust me, this guy definitely isn’t capable of empathy or anything like that). He’s not doing this because he’s angry at your pranks—it’s just his way of responding to that “fun game,” like two friends would?

The second scenario is much less terrible (I guess?), where he doesn’t react to your pranks at all and doesn’t seem too concerned—but then what? He starts to think those jokes are signals that you’re expressing your feelings for him, and he’ll gradually become intrigued and indulgent toward you (in a very strange way), even going so far as to provoke you and cling to you more in hopes of getting your attention. That’s definitely not a fun experience… But yeah, at least you’re not in any trouble, though both vampires and humans will notice how strange the dynamic between the two of you is…

• Crowley

This man will definitely have the strongest reaction to your prank—especially with someone like Crowley, your prank is bound to cause injury or at least something that truly takes him by surprise. Crowley will be furious when he discovers that the one who blew his head off was you. He values power above all else and certainly won’t appreciate anyone who’s calculating or scheming. If you want to challenge him, go ahead—or dive right in and fight—but what kind of twisted prank is this? He won’t like you pulling a sneak attack like that.

Although regrowing his head isn’t too difficult for a high-level vampire like him, Crowley will call you childish the whole time or ignore you whenever he sees you.

It’s not that he’s mad at you or anything—it’s just that dealing with a Ferid is already a nightmare, and now having to deal with you on top of that is simply too much for poor Crowley to handle. But actually, he’s quite curious about how you pulled off those pranks; he might even come ask you and end up joining you in pulling off this mischievous prank on someone else.

And if the two of you get caught pulling those terrible pranks… he’ll pin all the blame on you.

• Ky Luc

I once heard someone say that Ky Luc is like a different version of Ferid but less crazy—that might actually be pretty accurate (?).

He’ll definitely remember the day you dared to hide a firecracker under his favorite chair. Ky Luc won’t get revenge right away; instead, he’ll wait long enough for you to forget about it and let your guard down completely... He’ll get back at you in a way you’d never expect, but unlike Ferid, he’ll do it purely because he’s bitter about being pranked (I don’t know why, but I think Ky Luc just looks carefree on the surface—he’s actually got a huge ego...).

Just accept that from that day on, any seat—familiar or not—will make your butt explode the moment you sit down. This prank will go on forever unless you go directly to Ky Luc and apologize; only then might he let you off the hook. But trust me, from that point on, you’ll have earned special care and attention from the Fifth Progenitor...

• Urd

You’re definitely done for... What on earth made you think that playing a prank on Urd Geales—the second progenitor—was a good idea...? It doesn’t even have to result in any serious consequences or injuries; just the fact that Urd finds out you’re messing with him is bad enough.

Punishment? There will definitely be a punishment just for you. But first, he’ll interrogate you thoroughly about it—you’ll be forced to confess the reasons (no matter how stupid they are) that led you to do this.

I’m just writing this for fun; it’s all just my personal opinion ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ...

• Urd loves anything to do with art and beauty (like how he enjoys watching ballet, as mentioned in the manga) – he’d happily sit through an entire day’s performance of ballet, piano, violin, musical theatre, or anything artistic performed by those poor souls (lol, actually I reckon they must perform constantly in fear and only get a break when he leaves), but as the ruler of Russia and the current leader of the Progenitor Council, his job must be incredibly busy, so I think Urd would only sit and watch for an hour or two...

• I don’t know why, but I think his hair is really soft and shiny. I’m sure there are people who are curious and would want to touch his head (though of course that’ll never happen), but if you were Urd’s partner, I reckon he’d always let you do whatever you wanted.

• I don’t think Urd could stand messy people… Well, a bit of cute mess isn’t too bad, you know what I mean? But if you’re the sort of person whose eating habits are so appalling they’re an eyesore, Urd would kick your fuckin ass out straight away.

• His imposing demeanour always makes people feel tense and afraid, but I don’t think Urd always means it that way (?) – like when he suddenly falls silent and stares at you so intently that you really feel like you’re going to explode, but in reality he’s just thinking about what to say.

• He’d be absolutely heartbroken if the person he loved left (really, truly heartbroken… to the point where he might even take his own life).

• Urd likes to observe everything around him; it’s not that he’s scrutinising or suspecting anything, he’s simply watching everything unfold before his eyes. Staring at a fat cat sleeping in the midday sun, or a new or old (?) vampire he can’t quite remember (it’d be hilarious if that were you). It’s as if everyone thinks something serious is going on, but in reality this old man is just observing unconsciously, lol.

• Books on poetry, science and the cultures of different countries are his favourite pastime. He might even have his own massive library.

• Don’t curse too much in front of him, mind you; he’ll be absolutely shocked by such filthy language. And if you’re not the one he loves, you’re done for...