Halfway To Heaven With Paradise Waiting

me, playing online doll makers when i could be doing literally anything else: so this is what i’d look like as a medieval monk. haha wild

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is 

why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is 

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

tag which position you are, i’m ‘ian you fucking dick’

IAN.

If you had to suggest a Tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

[bird voice] fuck you

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

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