failureman

Cold hotdogs and suntan lotion.  Follow @suntan-bob for some posts. There will very often be things in the posts. And that’s pretty cool, right?

It’s full of horrible things. And there is even DUBIOUS MERCH available.

Reduced gifs for uploads. Original was over 4000px wide, which Tumblr was extremely upset about for some reason. IDK why an art site would downscale, but I really don’t mind all that much tbh. Inspiration + response version linked here: https://zestychille.tumblr.com/post/655898538872619008/type-a-keysmash-thats-your-eldritch-horror-name

Quiet, crawl to the in-between Silent, secretive feeling of fearsome, hatred That reaches the skies You will bring, joy to the Nowhere King When he sees the light, leaving your eyes.

might just devote my blog exclusively to the onion headlines

😂

Ammolite (Placenticeras sp., Cretaceous) -  Bearpaw Formation. Southern Alberta, Canada

Let’s see