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More about the Icarus/Helios Dirk Gently AU here
Icarus and Helios, a Dirk Gently AU 💛
(Sorry for the poor English)
In the 80s, in Romania, a baby was born with wings, making him look like a cherub. Since he was an orphan, he was taken (abducted) by the CIA at the age of 4 to be studied as some very unique phenomenon. Turned out that there was more kids born with strange anomalies this year so they created a secret CIA division called BlackWing (in reference to that first boy dark wings) to study all those “anomalous entities” and potentially use them.
The Romanian kid was called “Project Icarus” and for decades they tried to teach him to fly. But so far he was more prone to fall than to actually fly (hence the name Icarus).
Generally, the anomalous entities were tested separately and never met, to avoid any problems (some of them having dangerous abilities). They were all locked into an underground facility where there was rooms to study, to be tested on, or train their abilities… Some areas being dedicated to some of the most dangerous entities with bigger security and surveillance.
One day around his 30s, Project Icarus heard someone trying to talk through the ventilation of his room. A person was now occupying the fire proof room which was opposite of his.
That new occupant, “project Helios”, had recently arrived in that area of the BlackWing’s facility bc his ability of creating and manipulating fire was becoming too hard to control and the division just locked him in the best fire proof room they had..
The two men started to communicate regularly through the vent line connecting their rooms and slowly built a strong relationship (they were each other’s first friend).
Ofc they were closely observed the whole time by BlackWing, which decided to have them meet in person. The only condition being that Project Icarus had to fly if he wanted to see his friend more often.
They soon realised that Project Helios could control himself better when in the presence of his friend and radiated intense warmth which was actually helping Project Icarus to hover in the air long enough to manage to fly.
So they decided to keep the duo together, their compatibility being undeniable.
After a few months of training them together, they finally let them out of the BlackWing facility to work for the CIA. So they could help the BW division find and catch other anomalous entities that were starting to be more numerous and out of control.
They gave them new names, Project Icarus became Dirk Gently (he insisted for the last name) and Project Helios became Todd Brotzman…

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more phan things that i think are kinda brotzly
isel the gay metal giraffe
phil's cocky little "describe your man"
"we're not married yet-" "you said yet :0" "did i?"
phil's cheery little thanks for listening immediately followed by "what are you wearing :I"
phil somehow perfectly predicting dan via tarot
dan telling phil he doesn't need more jackets
them thinking their house was haunted but really phil just forgot he repotted that plant
"i asked chatgpt" ok well i asked the dandelion sprites trapped in an enchanted jar on my desk and they said that i might be a piece of shit but you're a festering heap of rancid babydollspider fingernails and piss
lesbian rights
4 parter i posted on my twt

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You can't tell me that he isn't yearning af here
my special boy
dirk gentlys fagistic detective agency or whatever
inspired by this
todd <33333
The Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency pilot is flawless
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ok we get it, you’re gay and madly in love [obsessed] with each other. now can you please lock tf in and do your job.
Todd: I’m such a jerk and no one likes me
Dirk: