loganmarshall:
âI didnât mean addicted to this particular fuckinâ drug I just meant an addict in general. Youâd still have fucked up that personâs sober run even if it wasnât with their drug of choice.â Logan couldnât remember the last time heâd been this angry. It was even more infuriating because he had to try not to be in order to avoid some sort of crazy terrible trip. âNo, itâs not fuckinâ funny at all. Start thinkinâ then! A whole helluva lot, preferably. No, Iâm not addicted to anything, that was just a goddamn example.â Logan stared at him, stunned almost beyond words at the sheer denseness behind the offer. Finally, he managed to speak. âI donât know what the hell that is and was there any part of that rant I just gave you that indicated I might want to try some kinda crazy drug thing? âCause the answerâs a big fucking no!âÂ
He blinks, and really this is not the first time a mortalâs ever yelled at him and honestly he kind of has a right to. âOkay, look. Youâre going to start tripping in like... an hour or two, and youâre pretty upset right now, and you have plenty of good reason to be, but we have that long to get you in a good mood so the LSD enhances that instead of turning you into some kind of rage demon. Iâll start with the apology. Iâm sorry I let you eat the acid chocolate.â He takes a breath. He has a lot to say on the topic of tripping and drugs in general.
âIn order to help, I offer you your choice of any mood enhancing chemical you care to name so that your trip is fun and enjoyable instead of scary and bad. Candyflipping is the drug world name for using ecstasy with acid, which is famous for producing a profoundly fun and happy trip tinged with curiosity about the world and a desire to explore and climb trees and commune with nature and make deep connections with your friends and fun shit like that. Cocaine wonât do much since it reacts on the same neural pathways as acid, so thatâs out. Thereâs always classic alcohol and weed, though, and Iâd say meth but if you donât know much about drugs like hell will I let your first time tripping have anything to do with meth.â
âIn addition, I have scalp massagers, flower gardens to walk through, Vickâs rub, mints, gum, feather boas, soft blankets, light toys, squeeze toys, teething toys, paints and construction paper, other craft supplies for if you get creative, strobe lights, black lights, police lights, stop lights, kaleidoscopes and prism glasses, nitrous oxide, and poppers. So... your choice, really.â
















