《The Lurker》

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old men dont do it better they're actually pedophiles :)

Do I creep you out???

hiding in spiderwebs

Haunted dolls will turn their heads

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

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After a certain point Maomao is so funny to me. "I shouldn't do xyz it might piss someone off and get me killed" girl the emperor likes you. His wives like you; you give them explicit porn and save their babies. His mom likes you. They let you practice medicine illegally. His secret son wants you down crazy. You could kill a bitch and they'd probably cover it up

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

are you utterly annoyed by my existence or is there some secret second option

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

why does a fetus have more rights than a woman atp?

I miss being able to read 1-2 books a week

all of the district twelve victors had the most poetic lines ever like katniss "if we burn, you burn with us" everdeen, peeta "it costs more than your life. to murder innocent people? it costs everything you are" mellark, haymitch "they will not use my tears for their entertainment" abernathy, and lucy gray "too bad i'm the bet that you lost in the reaping, now what will you do when i go to my grave?" baird.