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I’m a transfem lesbian currently stuck living with my borderline-abusive parents who consistently sabotage any attempts I make to get the fuck out of their toxic fucking household. I’m currently working on finding a way out of this place, but debilitating levels of PTSD along with executive dysfunction from my ADHD has made that a daunting process.

A whole lot of pile-on expenses (holiday shopping, a shit ton of dental work and a speeding ticket) have significantly drained my account, and I’ve still got some pretty heavy expenses on the horizon.

I’ve still got a mouth full of cavities and an incomplete root canal cap that needs to be finalized, and I’m leeching off my dad’s insurance but that’s still going to be expensive as shit. I’m unemployed. I’m not getting that money back. And I have to try and stretch it as long as possible until I can get far enough away from my parents to actually be able to work again.

My parents are also incredibly unhelpful when it comes to managing my eating disorder, which means I have to consistently buy food I can actually EAT in order to get through each week without having to starve myself.

I hate having to make this post but some financial assistance would be really appreciated, just to help me get to where I need to be.

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Ok I’m very desperate so I apologize for some of the outdated art and vague commission rules but if there needs to be any further clarification just dm me.

TLDR my dad has a warrant out for his arrest because he owes Massachusetts money because he could not afford to pay child support or pay them back. It’s going to be around $7000 and they want all or nothing and I’m very much freaking out because if he goes to jail I will have nowhere to go. I’m trying to help out as much as I can so if you’re interested please dm me or please share if you cannot commission. I am very willing to haggle with prices and draw whatever (obviously except the illegal content mentioned above).

YES, I AGREE!

Jack would definitely try and show off and pretend he knows exactly what he's doing with an undoubtable air of confidence. Dave would probably let Jack do his thing, look around but not really try to solve anything while Jack is attempting the puzzle himself. I suppose he would act closer to emotional support than any sort of help while they're actually trying to complete it, spending most of his time playing with objects and making jokes to amuse Jack.

Once, Jack has had enough and has given up, (pouty baby man, stroppy little baby can't solve the puzzle bruhhh) both on the puzzle and his act, Dave will step in. Will he even attempt the puzzle? Nah, man's taking whatever he can and GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WALL. He'll do it as dramatically as he possibly can to try and get a laugh out of Jack - if the wall is tougher than expected, he'll just encourage old sport to help him take down the wall!

Another thing to note if Jack tries and gets genuinely frustrated at the puzzle, Dave will reassure him that he did well and probably immaturely insult either the puzzle, escape room in general or the people running it. The insult is relatively empty and they both know it but, it's comforting nonetheless.

How dare that stupid puzzle upset his orange baby lol

And viola! That's one escape room defeated by the deadly DaveSport!