Eat More Mushrooms

idk who i am but i don’t like her

yea i be knowin about art i kno about paula picaso henry maltese all dem dudes

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

after a long week of sküle, george glass kicks back with a tropical smüthie from dennys

One day you’ll have to answer to the Lord.

she said time is an abstract concept i said bitch where, she said underneath the illusion of existence i said bitch..none of this is real

The gremlin can have a little moss... just a little handful. As a treat. Yeah.

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

I wonder what he is majoring in.

maybe neuroscience.

They're sending me to space just for fun

Mission parameters: "Have fun out there"

Houston, we're having a blast

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human