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But that’s not as funny :(

*don't stop me now by queen plays as i lay bleeding to death in walmart*

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that hotline is forvo.com. It’s a pronunciation dictionary that allows you type in a word and see how it’s pronounced. They have multiple languages as well. Don’t see a word on there that you know how to pronounce? You can totally add it. Visit forvo. Help yourself.

that is much better than a hotline because you don’t have to actually talk to someone

are… are they wrong?

don’t look at me yet dude i’m still rendering

My favorite thing about "Ok Boomer" is that, instead of arguing, the youth unconsiously and collectively decided to literally just verbally wave boomers off and treat them like children who won't shut up and i think that's beautiful

“you’re so polite!” thanks, I am afraid of you.