ship happens

How dare he exist and eyes twinkle under the snowlight like that. Is what Kyle is probably thinking.

...and we know venom is truly. wholly. in love with attached to eddie, but i think watching eddie surrender himself was the first time venom witnessed, firsthand, the depth of eddie's feelings for him

Guys I’m really trying to cope with whatever the hell that movie was, here’s meme redraw as different movie Eddies

Reference

*Eddie pinches his eyes*

Venom: Life would have been happier if we had this.

Eddie: I know.

VENOM WANTED TO START A FAMILY WITH EDDIE.😭

i don’t think anyone truly expected actual monster fucking during venom. let’s b real. it was a joke because everyone knows it’s a PG-13 marvel-adjacent movie. i made an alien sex joke because i like joking about monsterfucking. i wasn’t seriously expecting that in a pg-13 movie. no one was.

also. like. people are allowed to feel disappointed by this movie. it wasn’t as good as the other two venom movies which gave us a LOT more, hence the high expectations. venom and eddie’s interactions felt rushed and hollower than they did in the previous movies. the dialogue was awkward and felt cheaply edited in. the pacing of the movie left a lot to be desired. the random cutaways to characters that didn’t really mean all that much and that stuff about the scientist with her dead brother (that kinda really didn’t matter that much in the end) made the movie kinda fall flat on it’s cinematic face. no, i wasn’t expecting groundbreaking cinema or the next godfather from a marvel adjacent movie about a spiderman villain, but i was expecting more than i was given.

also, they did talk a big game with the whole marriage motif thing (aka the literal tag line they used for the movie, the way the trailer was laid out) and it kinda didn’t go anywhere. their relationship felt more romantic (and deeper in general, if people don’t want to see them as romantic or don’t think the movies should have portrayed them in such a way) in let there be carnage, which didn’t play them up to be more romantic (in a sense), when advertising for the movie. i wouldn’t use the word “queer bating” per say, but i would use the word “disappointing lack of actual interaction between eddie n venom that have any emotion meaning / added more to their relationship like they had in the other movies.”