Why is it even at 40° Fahrenheit on a rainy day that I see guys wearing nothing but a t-shirt, light jacket, basketball shorts and flip flops? What the fuck is keeping you warm? I know not a girlfriend

Can our rivalry be like cole and dylan sprouts

@returnofthemackles needed some soup in her life so she brought some alphabet for lunch. I went with her to heat it up. It wouldn't leave the can no matter how hard she hit it so I went to get a spoon for her. When I came back a minute later she's still slapping the can

Theres a dude sitting in a mermaid outfit behind me. He looks beautiful tho

After figure drawing I have to go wash the thick layer of charcoal off of my hands. I went into the bathroom and started washing. I then heard a loud snore and spun around to see a woman sleeping on the padded bench. Her feet were covered in grime. The model I just drew walked in and looked at me, then stopped to look at the sleeping woman, then continued on her path

On campus lately we've been getting different panels or protests or speakers. Today there was a church group in front of the student center preaching about jesus. Across from him was a kid in a mickey mouse hat dancing like he had no joints.

My first day of college started on the day of the eclipse. I don't know what but there's gotta be a metaphor in there somewhere...