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Let’s take a moment this Halloween to remember the important things in life, like how mad Christians get when secular holidays are better than theirs.

This guy must think a pair of every breed of dog walked off the ark, I guess.

I saved this a long time ago and I don’t remember the context but, really, does it need one?

Your analysis is truly compelling, B

[Hand waving intensifies]

Fundamentalists playing off liberal concepts is nearly indistinguishable from liberals satirizing fundamentalists playing off liberal concepts. This example, unfortunately, is the former.

Meanwhile, in Pro-lifer land, freezing embryos is “imprisonment”

Who’s gonna tell him

Maybe it’s because evolution is actually true and has evidence

Can’t everyone just stop thinking and observing and asking questions already

“This is new and it scares me, therefore it’s Satanic”

Putting aside the specious connection drawn here between the plasmaspheric hiss and the biblical Firmament, I’m confused by how angry this post is. Like, the scientists supposedly affirmed your beliefs. Why are you mad.

Words of comfort for us all.

TIL that a rainbow totally makes up for the hundreds of deaths, mass homelessness and destruction of a hurricane.

whoosh

This man’s kids are going to run for the hills the moment they turn 18. Just a hunch