komajoni slopland

BOOO!!! Did I scare you?! Haha hi osman!!!!! 😛😛😛 hope you're doing well!! 🙌🙌

EEK YOU STARTLED ME!!!! [Eheh awhh tiny cat awhhhhhh]

that's great you're doing wel!! (=^･ω･^=) make sure to take care of yourself and I'll see you around the avenue!!

(GO TO BED!!!!!)

@vivalaswing

Of course!

Tw: Bullshit and too much komajoni (should've stayed in the fanfics drafts 💀 im so sorry 😭)

[Serious ver at the bottom]

First things first: The family chart!

As you can see, blah blah Iwasake and Baron get together and married. During the Urban Caravan MV, they found Joniki along the mexican desert cuz his bio parents abandoned his stupid ass when he was like 10- (Nother thing to unpack) and they're like "damn lil bro, come along, we need free labor for treasure hunting" (he's like 21 atp) and they basically adopt him as their son. Cue everything that happens in the MV. Blah blah TIMESKIP and Hammy and Sakie are spawned in. Blah blah komajoni happens and they find a stupid baby on the fucking road (mama Mia here we go again 💀) the kid has no canon design right now and he's getting a silly name like Jalee (Certain reference to something idk)

[Serious ver:]

Ham and Iwasake get married and during their treasure hunting honeymoon, they spot joniki in the deserts of mexico (Gran Desierto de Altar to be exact) and take him in as their son, being the parents he never had. Cue everything else from the urban caravan mv (the landmine and komatente)

Years later, Hamsake have the hellspawns named hammy and sakie.

More years later, komajoni happens, and their ship kid spawns in (No current design and name, but I was thinking of Jalee-)

Ham, who's overjoyed to have children and grandkid, acts like the cool gramps, encouraging gambling, scamming- Actually, he spoils his little kids and grandkid rotten and teaches them how to swordfight (except Jalee's like the runt of the kids and he's four 💀)