Belated congrats on retaining! Enjoy those Christmas cookies and get some much needed time to relax!

thanks, thanks. doing all the relaxing i can before we're back on the grind.

this is how we know you’re old. you’re celebrating with cookies now.

ah yeah ? and how should i have celebrated, huh ?

Not surprised at all my dude. I would have been surprised if it wasn't. I think it's gonna be that loser who paints his face and carries a skateboard.

not today and not tomorrow. maybe if he doesn't break his back until he's in line for a shot– maybe then he'll make it. if so, good for him. for now ? not worried about that kid.

congrats on retaining mr. mox !!!!

thanks, my guy. glad you were watching.

you were murderous last night … it was awesome.

ahh there you are. uh hu, yeah– thanks, man. done the deed.

the undercooked ones with the icing?

dude no, the hell ? why does your cookie game sound that lame ?

I’m the narrator of your life.

weird but okay.

dude chocolate always tastes better when you’re drunk watching robot chicken, agree or agree?

i mean ... everything kinda tastes better in that state, doesn't it ?

to nobody’s surprise that world title is still where it belongs and was paid for with blood. all is as it should be. whoever thinks they’re next in line, think twice. im kicking up my feet, enjoying those christmas cookies earlier than anyone should.

and this is.. just Jon Moxley Things.

what does that mean?!

so? backstage drama after all of that?

shout out to my best friends who popped up 10 seconds after i was being attacked. you guys are the best! I’m not in pain at all! 😀

didn’t you like … build a reputation on breaking backs? might as well be karma getting ya … or some other bull, who knows.

yo who tf is asking for a marine 7, Miz? 😭

i just know you’ll be watching that shit in the theater on its premiere day.

I HAVE A MATCH TOMORROW. PLEASE WATCH IT, IT'S GOING TO BE SO FUN!

who are ya going to beat up? tuesdays aren’t really tv nights for me but i try to catch highlights of the show.

Imma bring you one of those Bruce Bogtrotter cakes and see how far you can get with it.

bring it on. mama didn’t raise no quitter or something.

i mean … everyone kinda experiences pain differently so. if ya got hurt ya got hurt. a hat, hm? where’d ya got those bruises? your face?