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i think youre probably right...

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I got a new Ottoman. First thing Schro did was get in it and look out at me with the crazy eyes.

#cats

I woke up, and theres this gigantic logitec racing wheel box on my desk with a note on it that said 'this is what you got me for christmas' And Im like well...alright. Then Geoffs face pops up over my monitor's and he says "so can you give it to me now?" And at this point Im feeling a little used, but he seemed happy so cool. He is playing with his shit, and then I hear this girly squeal of happy and I look over and see him sitting there with his fucking bike helmet on and gaming. He stops his car, says "oop! safety first!" and takes a minute to do up the strap on his helmet. He is talking to me right now, but I cant hear a fucking thing he is saying... Fucking...what the fuck christmas time.

#christmas #gaming

vinterensvind

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

You can imagine my horror when for a moment I forget I fucking called it that O.O Ill forget again by the time I LAN and everyone sees the network and starts asking questions... and I slowly sink into my seat behind my monitor

#whydoidothistomyself

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AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ADS ARE SO GREAT

SCREW YOU AND YOUR SNOW WE HAVE SURFING SANTAS AND HAMS

Also, is anyone else genuinely horrified every time they need to put a rubber pipette filler on the end of a glass pipette? Like all I see is a series of flash scenes of the glass snapping and plunging right into my wrist.

#pipettes #science

aconfusedbird

cute things to call your girlfriend:

sugar

honey

flour

egg

salt

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Confirming these are indeed cute things. I get called 'faggot eyes'.

I have so many questions in life and if someone could answer them that would be just amazing 1. Are there new hair mods available in Mass Effect 3 or something? 2. Why do both of the cats stop everything they are doing to guard the bathroom door in the creepiest mouth-breathingest way possible when I go in there? (Why do they look really fucking happy when I come out again? do they think Narnia is through there or some shit?) 3. Why is it that no matter how many pairs of under pants I put into the washing machine, only an average of five pairs come out? Where do they go? What happens? 4. What did the waiter mean by this ten years ago: Waiter: "How would you like your meat?" Me: "Rare please" Waiter: "How very appropriate" This still bugs me...

#so many things

Me: "Just so I understand, for dinner we are having curdled cow lactate, with fish flesh and unfertilized baby chicken..." Geoff: "Yes. If you have a problem with that you can just go fucking kill yourself"

#dont ask whats for dinner

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Every childhood birthday party ever!!!

#birthdays #nostlagia

Its so nice watching other people paint. It makes me so happy.

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THAT’S WHY YOU TURN THE SUCTION UP REALLY HIGH (and central vac is great ‘cause I have no idea where they get sucked to and don’t care as long as they’re gone)

One day, someone is going to send a probe into a black hole and they are going to find a room filled with your eight legged victims!

#misslawsons

misslawsons replied to your post “misslawsons replied to your post “motfrickingreyd replied to your...”

My skin crawled just reading that. When spiders get into my house, I end up screaming and running to get the vacuum cleaner hose and the long extension so I can suck them up from about 12 feet away

WHAT IF THEY CRAWL OUT AGAIN MORE ANGRY!? D:

#misslawsons

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she let spiders go IN HER HOUSE?

Yeah she did..... Huntsmans really wont hurt you. I mean they look horrifying, but they just chill out up on the walls and eat insects. if they bit you, youre not going to really get sick. The mother died shortly after the babies hatched, so she just kindof let go a billion baby huntsmans, called them her 'brood' and gave me that evil eye everytime I voiced my disapproval like maybe she was going to command them to eat me in my sleep. Im not amazing with spiders, which is a little ironic. I dont kill them when they come into my house. I just kind of let them have the house and sleep in the car. Unless its a Sydney funnel web. Then I just burn the house down and start a new life.

#misslawsons

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motfrickingreyd replied to your video “Fleck stealing drinks and doing Fleck stuff. Sorry about the bird and...”

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A DUCK ?

lol no Rach has a duck. Its a female, Australian wood duck. What happened was when it was little, like one day old its mother was walking it across the highway with all the other little ducks. But this particular duck (duckling, more specifically) was so fucking dumb it got stuck on the island in the middle. Someone stopped to help it and happened to be on their way to the store where Rach works. One thing lead to another and Rach ended up taking the stupid one day old baby duck home to look after it (I guess because she knows how to do that shit) Its utterly retarded, it tries to eat my clothes, and we understand 100% why its mother left it in the middle of the road. But because she hand reared it she cant let it go now because theres no way it would be able to survive in the wild. Because its really, really, really dumb. And it knows no fear. Its name is 'Ducky' Its a guard-duck This shouldnt be surprising, remember that time Rachel saved a female huntsman and her egg sack and let them go in her fucking house?

Or those guinea pigs she saved

Or that bird that fell out of the nest a few months back that she found in her front garden and saved...

Or that giant dead sparrow moth she brought home because it was 'cool' (and made me hold so she could take a photo...)

yeah...Its Rachel Mot. You know what she is like. Its not weird that she has a fucking duck....

#motfrickingreyd

seleia replied to your video “Fleck stealing drinks and doing Fleck stuff. Sorry about the bird and...”

Fleck cares more about boobs than he does TimTams.

She :p Fleck is a female Silk. And yeah, she does. But the little grommet will still try to steal all your shit!

#seleia

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