Ultimately i am jealous of nepotism babies i want a nothing life too

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

sorry I felt like lying

we do not deserve the hot insane women on this app

If I knew this existed, I would wear this for my psychology classes.

It exists and you can buy it HERE!!!😂😅

@shiftythrifting

my mommy turning the heat down to 64°…..please,…..I’m just a littol old man. my anemic ass feels like a Victorian pauper child in a freezing bedsit without any coal to burn

I’m in bed under my down comforter too cold to get up and make myself a cup of tea

its so funny when british ppl say the letter H they have to wheeze it out like HAITCH but then they say things like orrible and ello.. girl where did the haitch go 

feeling the weight of the unlived life today girls