atrocious but in an artistic way

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

calories are one of those things like mbti where the very minute of the hour of the day that you find out what it actually is, you stop giving any credibility to anyone who uses it as a serious scientific data point for the rest of your life

so basically the human body runs on mana points, which it gets from consuming food and drink. you can check how many mana points a food type has by checking the fire damage output when you put it in an explosion chamber. btw you should rewrite your life and health and moral and beauty standards around this idea.

why do some people seem to get more mana points from the same food type than others? well they probably have a syndrome you see. the science is airtight.

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand