Ezra

So… pretty much everyone at this school?

At least you get it.

Not in the mood to deal with idiots today.

So... pretty much everyone at this school?

I haven't spoken to any of you today,

Have I missed something?

I've always wanted a cool scenerio.

Someday.

I guess I’ll be taking that one as a compliment, then.

I suppose you should. 

Wouldn’t most people prefer the evil twin instead?

The whole douchebag thing is kind of hot, but I also want to shove a sock in your mouth.

Oh, Jesse.

Yeah, the hot one.

Didn’t I just pretty much tell you I couldn’t care less about actually making an acquaintance with you? Because I am fairly positive that if I really wanted to know your name, I probably could have just as easily looked it up on Google.

My, my, aren't you just a joy to have around? I think I like your brother better, though.

Greetings.

... You remind me of myself. Ezra.

Well, I won’t pinch you if you don’t pinch me… Deal?

I wasn't going to pinch you anyway, so I guess.

Have you not gotten pinched?

I think people are smart enough not to pinch me.