I'll always be watching.

... Ahem.

I thought since I haven't had many friends in the back of the cemetery, socializing online would do. I hope I don't regret this.

You may know me as Vesper Morcant, just simply refer to me as Vesper. I am a conscious zombie that was dug up from the underground and was put back together just to be a damn slave for someone who holds a 5-year grudge against a certain entity roaming around this universe called... "South Park."

Nonetheless, the independent me I am, I will not immediately obey her rules. It is absurd and childish.

Please feel the desire to inquire about anything. Do not be peculiar or perverted.

.... What 'cucumber stuff', exactly.

Never have I ever in my immortal life saw a single animal that looks like a cucumber.

... Ridicule.

I am gonna grab you by the neck when I tell you this.

The 'cucumber' things you are talking about are called bacteria and they are not animals.

... If it makes you happy, then yes. I did laugh a bit.

ooc

You DO love me, right?...

Not that I'm saying that I think you don't! I'm. Just............

You know.

.. Of course I love you. For who you are, no matter what. And I completely understand your worrying thoughts as I am an omniscient being.

Don't overthink it too much, Rylan Ridicule. You know you can talk to me.

Okay. I'm sorry.

... You have to admit, your real name isn't bad either.