Fuk

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

Anti-Mom: You shouldn’t not-complain because there’re always people who have it better.

Anti-Mom: It’s okay if you don’t finish your plate because you’re only human and the vast majority of food waste comes from corporations and government organizations throwing it away, and not households.

Anti-Dad: As long as you live under my roof, we will communicate and negotiate the terms and rules together to make it the most pleasant living experience for the both of us.

this…..this is the addams family

Finally a video that captures the raw emotion of frantically sprinting away from pokemon you are wildly underleveled for

This is fucked up

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

So to clarify, his answer to, “Why are you charging so much for this literally life-saving treatment” is, “Because we can get away with it.”

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help

Imagine being so fucking stupid that you don’t understand that is the literal point.

Ted Danson looks thrilled. “They’ll never hold me, Jane and I will be back with cookies tomorrow just you wait!”

this post just changed my whole life

i-

i have to tell you something that will lower your entire opinion of me

when i was 12 i made flyers for my fanfiction and handed them out a train station

im blown away by the sheer confidence this act required. if anything my opinion has been raised. the poise. the fearlessness. the laughing in the face of death. i’m speechless