sure

feel free to replace any words / swap pronouns in these if necessary!

you're being a bad man, i'm taking your penis away

don't squirt

please let it be a winner... hrrrghh!!!! ... oh that was really bad

your pussy's very talented my friend

i'm sure this would be good if it was good

hi, it's me, the pope!

i don't know ___, i'm just disappointed in you... but i really like this pinworm

i need it to stop. please god make it stop.

being an ___ liker seems embarrassing

this is what happens when you leave to do something else. we get shot by british people.

he's been radioactive for a while!

i was just gonna suggest, how about we give ___ a piece of uranium.

he's uglymaxxing

another anticlimactic fart of a banger from this person!

someone accidentally dropped their ___ on me, and now i'm dead.

the blunt is smoking me.

i don't know anything about being old, i'm 31!

fondle ___'s eyeballs again

we live in the future of snow globes

gonna let my fluids out freely in the mcdonalds

don't flush the stupid toilet, GO HOME!!!

stop showing him your insane fucking knife bruh

___ is very ape like

first the fentanyl, then the jesus, then the killing someone!

sorry i got your pronouns wrong while i was talking about your foot fungus.

started to say 'imagine swan diving into uranium glass' but i think that might cause some problems

for extra context, i'm not squirting!

feel free to replace any words / swap pronouns in these if necessary!

i like ___ in an ethical way. when i jack off it's so ethically and morally correct

interrogating me on my pulling shits out of my ass dream

this guy became an orphan because of some motorcycles?

i feel so sigma balls! ... that was poison

too bad they like incest. here's my fat asscheeks to cushion the blow

i see how it's

no ___ is ever normal that freak shit is in their dna

grief counseling at the plastic surgie

shoutout to the mysterious oogi i heard

weeb rhymes with feet. coincidence? i think not!!!!

he threw it back too hard and he died as a result

this shit straight ravine

It's not a true ___ unless one of them is homeless

wherever you go, you're suckin my toes

they're not very whimsical people. they don't like colors and shapes

that's a yassified pseudomonas infection

dont open the door! you stupid baby!!! i shouldve aborted you!!!

Who's the little white boy following me?

he will take me at 10 am

this conversation gave me covid

This is unfuckable even with a mushroom cock, I think. Disappointing

woke up with horrendous cramps in my side and farting 5 times in a row

wanna tug cocks?

give me a moment to chug down a drink to wash down the shoe I just ate

feel free to replace any words / swap pronouns in these if these if necessary!

imagine you're in the fucking apocalypse and you get killed by a fucking stove

anyone know if we got nuke today?

only pissing is a part of the human experience, if you shit you're a freak!

map my bush, boy!

it's ok i can reclaim any slu r i want. iIm ___.

or a wife with another gun. i dont discriminate. #loveislove

i hope there are Never smiles again

I love having enemies and frowning

so i fear i cannot have my name be associated with Piss at my job

the thing is, he WON'T DIE!

he does charity work by dating ugly men

everybody hates my homunculus

keeping a middle aged French man as my pet

this would be great if you changed everything

my circumstances have increased

Can I add a boy in here

why does she have child-killing hips?

he's dressed like a bdsm jester

whoa you're a redhead with shoulder length hair and you have a job?!?! they did that to my friend ___

i don't think this horse needs any more expanding

daddy needs some breakfast

theyre doing shady things to our yogurt!

uncensored alien pregnancy

this man got diagnosed with Balatro Foot

Come to my house, where I have a creepy and upsetting ___ bust, made out of obsidian

there's only cursed, evil, loveless penis facts

this is what the kids call 'cracked', just like my ass

hey everyone! today i'm exploding this homeless person

what's a little tulpa between men or whatever... skibidi

Nipples be damned, my boy can cook a grill

she wants his hunky heart shaped body

I'll kill you, and I'll kill you! Let's kill you!

here baby boy for your amusement [evil fucked up sound that makes u deaf]

you're really gonna come out here, guns blazing, with the "heh"?

report to the beating immediately

hey, i have a question about your toes

my morally pure wet spot on the carpet

nothing beats the platonic non-sexual feeling of having a cock in your hand

dinner today consists of blueberries, apples, cruesli, raspberries and The Skull

sThey (Healthcare pronouns) will see your gunshot hole and go "yeah that's a gunshot"

if you analyze the plot you will find that the nutcracker shooting me is the reason why i died

i hear the song's legs

my timmy turner tulpa is hurting me

the black eyed peas have a creature that they keep on reserve that makes noise when they hit it

this is a critical category 5 ___ penis moment

feel free to replace any words in these if these if necessary!

superwholock fans, grab your ballsack!

i suffered through the daddy wars of 20whatever.

suck my fat penis, boys! i've had it!

he's got it worse than cancer. he's got dead.

hey girl your vagina is oil, and baby? i'm fracking tonight!

i'm superior to you but my penis doesn't work.

it's yaba fucking daba fucking doo!

i don't think i would want to be immortalized as a crotch tattoo.

don't him anything!

don't me anything.

shits out a visionary.

imagine you like men and you zip open his pants and there's just a toe down there.

it's okay, you can pin this one on schmerlbely.

thank you for fucking my birthday.

you'll never what happened!

what in the toilet state charming person fat ass is that?

i may have believed it. sounds like a guy who could be dead, i don't fucking know!

he chose to sit in the hotel cuck chair by himself, this has nothing to do with you.

maybe they still have nipples.

i'll let you know when the monkeys are over.

abortion blast!

enjoy being an orphan.

i don't think we're allowed to hear this.

he doesn't deserve to be blown up he's not the one with the erectile dysfunction.

are you implying everyone with erectile dysfunction should be blown up?

my name is oldmanhandles. i'm in your shower.

what's happening to my gimp?!

don't mind that, that's just my monkey.

i'm having a weird glitch where jason derulo won't leave.

he would look so cute in his abortion shirt!

tomorrow, the italian roleplay begins.

he looks like a gentle orc.

did he get into a fight with his penis and lose?

you increased me.

no, i don't wanna see your fucking monkey!

he's not allowed to cry, just like sonic.

let me rearrange the mist into a penis again.