Oh Hot Fuck

The letter “h” in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you.

*points 2 my heart* when will the xkit guy fix….this….

ugly men are like, girls just want sexy confident chads who treat them like shit, when instead they should be with a stinky virgin with no social confidence like me who will also treat you like shit

This is a real tweet btw

cis (derogatory)

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

the absolute fucking height of comedy is scientists and scholars getting into fights over incredibly niche subjects. the idea of nerds in labcoats and suits getting close to blows over something that only like 20 people care about is so funny. 

This counts as science

well there was a conclusion, a list of ingredients, a research question, and the result evidence so yea that most definitely is science

and while he didn't write it down, he did make a record of it! So yes, that is science!

Unrestrained summer fun

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

monkeys that have tails are so fucked up and scary they’re like the worst animals by far