🍑 Genghis Khan's Favourite Concubine 🍑

You can print in black & white without depending on any of the other color cartridges

Can you imagine trying to be sexual wearing Vegan Leather. Oooh are you turned on by my unsustainable plastic. Does the wear and tear from 2 years make you wanna rub clit on the holes in my boots? Get real.

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

10 years ago

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

I'm stuck in leicester until nearly 6pm at which point I'll be stuck in Birmingham airport until like half nineish and it is currently 12:30 and I am already on my second museum. I am eating the most flavourless victoria sponge so so slowly rn before I properly look around the king richard iii thing. Lord help me it is 28 degrees today and I was not comfortable with yesterday's 24

it's now 3pm and Ive got another ice coffee and some ice cream and it is getting so so so hot and I've been round a third museum what do I do chat

i think hands-down the most irritating thing that happens when England play in a major tournament is when countries who have historical reasons to dislike the English (Scotland as a milder example, but especially everyone they/Britain literally COLONISED), obviously want to root against them, and then we have to read thinkpieces by so-called leftists (who lbr already have a preconceived notion of football as a "chavvy" sport) about how nobody should ever root for England to lose a game bc the domestic violence rates go up when it happens so if you're not cheering for England you're pro domestic violence and you're an anti feminist

something that i find interesting about independent animation nowadays is that if you don't have studio/streamer backing, you have to release your work yourself on the internet, but you have to do it for free on the internet because virtually nobody is going to be willing to accept a paywall just for one original show, so what you have to do in order to make any money off of it is make all of your money from merchandising, but then this means that you show must be merchandisable and have very toyetic character designs that translate easily to plushies and whatnot, but then you also need to cater your show to people who are disproportionately inclined to buy merchandise like that in the first place so that your sales can be enough to sustain you, which means that even if you want to communicate complex or difficult ideas in your work, your independent animation project must attract (at least on a first impression) and retain viewers who are both very consumerist and very capable of rabid passion, which unfortunately has a single-circle shaped venn diagram with a lot of the most toxic fandom tendencies known to man, and this explains a lot of things about independent animation and its fandoms nowadays I think

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

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