expostulations

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

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imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

The only “adult” in the movie is a millennial who’s also not scared of dying, but is somewhat grumpier about the situation bc “if I die I don’t have to pay loans anymore but I just found a barber that doesn’t judge me for crying sometimes so idk what to do anymore” and is just like mildly inconvenienced by it

This would be a great movie.

this post is making straight cis white ppl angry keep reblogging it

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

the only number i want from you is your credit card number