[ EZRA ★ ZEPHYR ]

All the other anons have a blog. IT'S MY TURN!!

LISTEN UP, YOU CHUMPS!!

You've probably seen me around the place. But you don't know WHO I am, and why I'm so, so gorgeous, so confident — AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT WHY, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

MY NAME IS AS FOLLOWS. YOU WILL ALL ADDRESS ME BY THE NAME 'EXPLOSION LORD', KAPISHE?

{ No, we won't.. }

Superior. You must know that I AM THE GREATEST.

There's two of us now. Hello.

Explosion— or should I say.. explosion death murder missile, goes by the pronouns she/her. She's loud. Just letting you know.

She owns.. multiple weapons of choice, mainly ones that can make things go KABOOM! Watch yourself around her, cause she could set a firework off right next to your ear.

Please.. don't give her weapons. She has enough of those.

@a-narcissists-warren pssssst... shes real... (aAPOLGOGIES FOR TAGGING....)

Nevermind that, anyways, how're you two doing? I know I asked that question last time I came 'round here, but it's been a while, so may as well ask again.

...also What does "scra– no, that's wrong, "scard", "scared"! What does "scared" mean? I'm sorry, I know it sounds dumb because it's like one of the most common words, but I've literally only heard that word once in my life and it was in another room spoken by.. Uhh... I don't remember his name. But that doesn't matter! Long story short, I never got to finish the "S" part of that dictionary myself before I lost it.

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Hi.

We just aren't getting any asks, and to be fair, I prefer the silence. It's not as loud – I don't like the whole.. people poking in every second, its overwhelming.

She misses you too. I think she's still asleep – all she's been doing recently is taking long naps, and waking up to do something weirdly unconventional.. not surprising.

Zephyr.. who are you talking to? Is it another weird nightmare of yours?

No, it's your wife. You know, the person you can't stop ranting about here and there.

[ Distant footsteps turn into ones that can be heard almost instantly, as she shoves the other lightly. ]

uff.. uff.. hey, heeey! Good t' see you, sweetheart! Man, am I glad to see you again.. I really missed you, just.. nice to see you again.

She wouldn't stop talking about you.

How am I doin'? I'm.. thriving.. okay, not really. Productivity has been at an all time low – just haven't had much to do, I guess.. but the holidays were nice. Zephyr makes really good gingerbread.

'Scared?'

You don't sound dumb. You could never sound dumb to me. Well, I ain't one for words and their definitions, but I swear it means to be alarmed or frightened – or, somethin' like that..

I could lend you one of Zephyr's dictionaries if ya want.. he doesn't need all of them – practically collecting dust at this rate! Though, they've got some real big words I've never used in my life – a whole buncha hunk-a-junk.

Ehm, I missed you, by the way.. if you wanted to know, or anythin'..

We get it. You're gay and in love, next topic.

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Hey, we miss you too!

Uh, yeah.. I guess I do.

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Alright, actually! We've been getting into the Christmas spirit! A bit of harmless decorations isn't hurting anyone – it's nice to have a good bit of christmas cheer early in the month, yknow?

I don't really mind the holiday – it's fine, just.. not a fan of all the bright lights and loud music. It hurts my eyes and ears.. I'm not good with that stuff.

It's not so bad 'round here. Zephyr over here is a pretty good baker.. the gingerbread was delicious, think there's still some left over. But it's great!

Gingerbread is my favourite. I like it more than candy canes.

-🎉🍪

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Oh, uh.. thanks. I don't really think I'm cool myself, but the compliment is appreciated.

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Dude.. that's a total ten! I love the spooky season, with the candy and the candy and.. the other stuff too, not just the candy — it's just a key part to me.

Three. I like to dress up, but that's it. The scare factor isn't exactly scary, and the sweets aren't that good. They're all too sour or too.. sweet.

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.. well, I do. I know it doesn't say that, but I'd wear that.

We know.

Ah, don't act like you wouldn't wear the same thing!

Also, ik me n' Zephyr haven't met before, so ig this is pretty confusing but I really don't care how weird this is. I know the lore anyways, so...

ANYways, I gotta go, nice seein' ya again, bye!

-💜💣

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Heeeey, sweetheart! Gaaah, I missed you.. but uh, things have been steady, could be better. I know how it is, you can get caught up in things and such.

I've not been too busy myself, but it's nice of you to check in on me..

Ugh. Disgustingly sweet.

I'm assuming you're the person she talks about 24/7. God, she drives me insane — but I guess it's nice to meet you? I don't really know, it's weird seeing her have a partner.

But she really loves you, so..

Alrrrighty, see ya! Please stop by again.. eventually.. I'll miss you lots.

[ She's smiling heavily, and can't seem to stop doing so — her hands are fidgeting around with each other, while Zephyr gives her a disgusted glare. ]

Gross.

Just because you're single.

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I've always been cool, thanks!

Appreciate the praise. Its nice to get a healthy reminder that I'm 100% awesome — since the grouch over there doesn't give me one.

You don't deserve it.

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.. really?

I.. I meant, sure, whatever. I already knew that, so..

Don't mind him. Nobody really calls him cool.

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It was my idea. I like the stuff, they're pretty cool..

She just means it distracts her easily — it wasn't even her idea to add them, it was mine. I said it looked boring without them.

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I don't have a partner, so yes, I'm single.

For the second question, I don't know. Haven't met enough people for that kind of thing — though I guess there's no harm in experimenting with new faces.

Wait, why are you asking in the first place?

oh, and here's a gift.

[+10 tons of TNT]

-🧀👁️

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Awe, that's awesome! Thanks, dude!

... seriously?