That’s bloody incredible 😍

Yo but foreal

secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HERE me: its urgent!!!! Is the store name “pet Smart” or “Pets mart’??????!!!!!!!! joe biden: Oh shit !!!!!!

everyone is always talking about the football players having to do two-a-days in the sweltering heat but aren’t the band kids practicing too, in just as hot uniforms, carrying sometimes big metal instruments half their size, marching in the sun, over and over? well this is just to say: we see you band kids, we know you’re busting yr butts. so come on in to the air conditioned denny’s after practice, and if you need an extra booth for all the tubas, we can probably accommodate you. 

of all the blogs I expected to make a band kids appreciation post Denny’s was not one of them

amazing

“ya’ll need jesus” says me, an avid sinner.

What infuriates me about the Orlando shooting is the media’s blatant removal of the word “gay” from their headlines on this tragedy. It was a GAY NIGHTCLUB. Don’t you fucking dare forget that. Don’t erase the identities of victims of the worst mass shooting in American history because you don’t think it’s pertinent to your story. This was a hate crime directed solely at the LGBTQIA community for daring to exist in the year 2016.

the erasure of black and colored identities is also kind of upsetting as well. I read that Pulse is a predominately QPOC occupied club, and the shooting occurred on Latin night. I hope that the identities of those lost isn’t white washed across the collective consciousness of everyone following media reports….

u know that feeling when someone throws u something and u catch it really well like w one hand or u save it from nearly dropping or u caught it from a massive distance? and everyone around u lights up like yoooo!! good catch!!!! nice!!!! ? ? ? ?? i want 2 live in that feeling it is so pure

hey cishet politicians sending their “love and prayers” to the lgbt community on twitter: i dont want your fucking solidarity i dont want your 140 character limit “love” i dont want any of it i want some fucking legislation that protects the lives of the people i love