Exploding Gravity

Nanao: 14 billion eyes on the world and still yours is my favorite.

Ryouhei: 705,581,945,000,000 strands of hair in the world and still yours is my favorite.

Nanao: 10^49-10^50 atoms in the world and still the ones that make up you are my favorite.

Ryouhei: 6371-

[Later that day, several hours after Bakugou went out on duty, Uraraka turns on the news.]

News Reporter: Do you have anything to comment on today's affairs, King Explosion Kills?

Bakugou: What? *-_- I got some lunch, kicked a villain's ass, and knocked up Uravity.

Uraraka: [At home, she spits out her water.] KA-KA-KATSUKI! How could you? T-T

News Reporter: You what?

Bakugou: I'm not gonna repeat myself again. I got some lunch, kicked a-

News Reporter: Uravity is pregnant?

Bakugou: Hell yeah. She's pregnant with my kid. Don't act like that's news. It was inevitable.

News Reporter: X3 You heard that - live and exclusive from KPFQ. Uravity and King Explosion Kills are having their first child.

Bakugou: [Looks directly at the camera points his thumb down.] Anyone who f#cks with my family is going straight to hell.

[Suddenly, Uraraka's phone rings like crazy with calls, texts, and emails.]