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"yo pass me the weed",

you’re welcome

Lay Weibo Update: 穿很安全去买了肯德基 找了3家店 找到我的玩偶 谢谢大家的支持

I wore too much to protect myself from the paparazzi. I finally found a little Lay toy after I searched through 3 KFC stores. Thank you for your support ^^

sm ent: ok so if u wanna work here u need to sing, dance, act, be okay with getting plastic surgery, speak at least 2 languages, agree to remain abstinent for the entirety of your employment, do what we say, never ask questions, sell out ur friends and family, and give us your soul.

where

EXO Members

look like

GANGSTER Leaders

and then there’s Kyungsoo.….

OMG, My first reaction ♡ I hope you enjoy it, Anon ☺

Kris: Are you sick? Your cheeks looks so red and hot *Touches your cheeks* Look! Now they’re more hot and red!

Lay: *Sees your cheeks* Gets shy too. (At leats he’s not confused)

Thank you! Enjoy~ Xiumin:

Luhan:

Kris:

Lay:

Chen:

Tao:

Suho:

Baekhyun:

Chanyeol:

D.O:

Kai:

Sehun:

Bruhhh andwae…. hahaha

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Xiumin: “You are so lucky that I love you.”

Luhan: “Who do you think you are, spitting your drink all over the Princess of China?!”

Kris: Gif says it all.

Suho: No caption needed.

Lay: “Let’s not do that again, babe. Unicorn Lay doesn’t like it…”

Baekhyun: “Oh!….. - gets shocks but continues to laugh anyways- See, wasn’t that a good joke?”

Chen: “Gurl… can you not do that? I can taste your drink in my mouth…’

Chanyeol: “The joke wasn’t that funny…”.

D.O: - conducts some ritual and summons Satan -

Tao: “Bitch no. Apology not accepted unless it’s Gucci.”

Kai: No caption needed.

Sehun: “-when you apologize- I have peasant’s DNA and saliva all over me, I am not okay.”

tabbytabs123 said: can you do a reaction to exo seeing you(their GF) naked for the first time? i think it would be funny lol:)

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Suho: Damn. I’m liking this.