(Ā a collection of dialogue prompts where both are denying it HARD (aka: "i don't like you" while looking like theyāre two seconds from kissing).Ā adjust phrasing as necessary.)Ā feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please donāt edit or add on to the original post <3 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips.
(tension? what tension? shut up.)
āi donāt like you. i just think about you a lot. totally different.ā
āyou think i have a crush on you? please. iād rather kiss a cactus.ā
āitās not a big deal that i noticed your favorite drink. iām just observant.ā
āyou looked good tonight? i didnāt notice. i wasnāt staring. shut up.ā
āweāre not a thing. people are just delusional.ā
āmy heart only races because you're infuriating. not because i like you.ā
āwhat? no, i wasnāt trying to impress you. this outfit? pure coincidence.ā
āugh, why would i be jealous? you can flirt with whoever you want. i donāt care.ā
āwe donāt have chemistry. we just argue really well.ā
āi donāt think about kissing you. ever. like, not even once. definitely not last night.ā
āyou could never be my type. youāre too... you.ā
āyouāre the worst thing to happen to me. and i say that fondly. platonically. shut up.ā
āitās not tension. we just hate each other politely.ā
āthe way i feel about you? confusing. disgusting. ignore it.ā
āthis is not a moment. donāt make it a moment.ā
āyou thought i was going to kiss you? gross. who told you.ā
āyou look pretty tonight. as a rival. i meant that competitively.ā
āweāre not flirting. this is banter. battle. mental warfare.ā
āgod, you make me want to scream. in a strictly platonic way.ā
āi donāt like you. i donāt even tolerate you. i just... memorize how your eyes look in moonlight for strategy.ā