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Person B of your OTP not letting Person A get out of bed by aggressively cuddling them.

"Ah... well maybe I'm a little over it. But it's not the end of the world. You're single? I didn't know that. And I doubt your game is that strong. I'll have you know I'm a great flirter! I bet I can prove it too".

❝Exactly. Yup. Single as a delicious pringle. Remind me to never say that again. And if you doubt my game then I doubt yours. Unless you prove it to me which I hiiiiiighly doubt you can. Let's make this a best then since you're so intent on it. If you prove me wrong, I do whatever you want if you don't then you have to take half my work for a few days.❞

  "Since when did I start saying being single was a death sentence? I’m just saying… it feels like everyone’s getting together latetly. It makes you realise things. …Kdin, are you implying that I don’t know how to flirt?"

❝Never. It was just the sound of your voice that screamed it. If it makes you feel any better I don't currently got anyone, but my game is pretty strong. So...you're not entirely alone, but er yes...your flirting game is really weak. Never seen weaker.❞

  "Jesus, Kdin. I’m single, not dying. Take it down a notch. I guess I just gotta get out there again".

❝I mean with the way you put it it's about the same thing. Getting out there would be a great start, like actually flirting with people would be an amazing feat too. If you ever need advice I'm here.❞

  "A while. About a year… Wow. That souned sadder thab I thought it would:".

❝It sounds...entirely sad, but we can fix this. You can be saved. Its not over yet for you, just gotta have hope.❞

"I really need to start dating again".

❝I could have told you that. You've been single for how long?❞

  "So… I’m guessing this is a bad time to ask if you’re free for Daily Fail. You alright, man? Need someone to vent to?"

❝It's a terrible time to ask, sorry Ti-Jeremy. We can do it later though., like after my existential crisis later.❞ He damn near slammed his head on the desk, sighing softly after. ❝I need a lot of things apparently. Like psychological help as said by Geoff...❞