Knight Siegward

Gwyn: I've forced my son into being a different gender and have completely killed off an entire species for possibly dubious reasons and disowned my first born and treat humans like dirt but its ok cause im trying to keep the age of fire alive, seriously im the good guy?

Oolacile Ruler: HEY LETS RESURRECT THIS ANCIENT GUY AND TORTURE HIM CONTINUALLY UNTIL THE END OF TIME, I SEE NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG

Four Kings: HEY LETS TRUST THIS EVIL SNAKE DUDE AND USE THIS ART OF LIFEDRAIN THING, I SEE NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG

King Vendrick: Hey so my wife is actually a fragment of the dark and tricked me into doing a lot of morally wrong shit so im just gonna hide in this crypt like a coward and hollow out even though im super strong and immortal ok bye

Sunken King: HEY GUYS I FOUND A DRAGON, LETS BUILD A CITY AROUND IT AND WORSHIP IT, I SEE NO WAY THIS CAN GO FUCKING WRONG...OH HELLO FRIENDLY DRAKEBLOOD KNIGHT

Old Iron King: Iron. fucking. everywhere. Here's some iron knights and some possessed iron suits and this iron demon, fuck i should just make a dragon out of iron haha god im like some iron deity or some shit this is gre- wait Alonne is gone? that TRAITOR IS GOING TO DIE!