YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

COME NEAR ME AGAIN AND THESE JAWS WILL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB

oh to yearn for the horror in the eyes of foolish humans when my mortal form splits in two revealing a horrendous, inexplainable, writhing eldritch form, escaping with the sound of blood-soaked tissue moving in unnatural ways, and the sound of bones snapping as I break free of that stiff prison that once held me, feeling the power flow through every cell of my being as i grow into a monstrous creature.. and then wrapping myself around the one who fears me.. as I trust them enough to reveal my true form

my new year’s resolution is to become even more cryptic, eldritch, monstrous, blood-sucking and unholy. and maybe tidy my room.

hey @ all the creepypasta kins, you go you funky lil spooky noodles

hell yea!