A: "Okay... hear me out."
R: "This sounds like the precursor to a bad idea."
A: "No no, seriously... Chief doesn't have a favorite, right?"
A: "And Charlie says she doesn't have one either."
A: "Vaggie says she hates us as much as the next person."
R: "Still not entirely sure what she meant by that."
L: "It was a joke, Righty. She was joking, because Ass specifically said 'and don't say no one'."
A: "What I'm getting at is... you think the anons have a favorite one of us?"
A: "I think we should ask."
L: "Ass, what would that accomplish? Pretty sure it would just hurt someone's feelings."
A: "Well, I don't have those, so not my problem. I'm curious."
T: "I think the phrase is: 'I'm pressing X to doubt'."
A: "C'mon! It could be fun."
J: "What's with your obsession over knowing who people consider their 'favorite'?"
A: "Fuck if I know. It's just... it's normal for people to have favorites. Lefty is Tits' favorite."
T: "Welp. Can't argue with that logic."
L: "That's- that's missing the point so bad."
A: "Just fucking humor me."
R: "Fine! Fine. We'll ask."
Which of the Fallen is your favorite?
Voting ended onJul 3, 2024
R: "But you'd better not get mopey about the results!"
T: "... Righty, you don't know that Ass will come in last."
A: "Yeah, that's for the vote of confidence, shitstain."
R: "I don't think you'll come in last; I don't think you'll come in first- and you can have a bit of an ego sometimes."
A: *opens mouth, pauses, then shrugs* "Touché."
L: "So, for the record, Ass starting off with 'hear me out' did, in fact, lead to a bad idea."
J: "For the record, I think this is pointless and I don't like the idea of competing against any of you."
A: "It's hardly a competition. It's just a question."
L: "A question three other people have answered for you, yet you keep trying to find one that conforms to your expectations."
A: "Or, maybe I'm trying to confirm a theory."
T: "Well, we've asked. Can we all agree to put the question to bed after this?"
A: "God didn't have shit to do with this."