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“I just thought it would be nice to bring you one.” She smiled. “It’s a German Chocolate cake. I made it this morning and thought I’d give it to you fresh.”
“Ah! I never had German Chocolate cake!” she exclaimed, cupping her face. “I can’t wait to try it!
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“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”
Evil? How is it evil?
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— Oh, you’re no fun…we’re not even married.
Oh. Okay. *grabs a ring pop, slips it on your finger” I do. *kisses you, then takes it off” There. Divorce.
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
No, not you.. but are those my pants?
RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.
Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.
SHORT
“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?” “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” “Did you do this on purpose?!” “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?” “Excuse you?” “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!” “It’s you, it’s always been you.” “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.
MISCELLANEOUS
“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” “Do you need me to kill someone for you?” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Fuck the sandwich guy!” “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?” “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?” “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”
FLUFF
“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?” “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”
FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL
“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.” “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
TEXTS
[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…
Therapy; SeunghoxChaerin
Seungho heard the young boy and girl made a soft gasp when the lady introduced herself, giving her an excitement look when she mentioned her occupation. She was equal to a celebrity, Seungho thought. He found himself ridiculous for growing a pinch of bitterness toward her presence. Classical had its own audience, thus it couldn’t be compared to pop songs easily. Even so, for a public figure to attend a group therapy must have caused a lot of noise. Seungho never paid too much attention to gossip news, but he was sure she was out of radar.
The story sharing session began after everyone finished their self-introduction. The middle aged woman at the end of the circle was the first one unfolding her story and struggle with depression. She was a mother who had lost her child, showing her baby’s portrait with such typical face. Seungho felt uncomfortable watching that woman, and somehow the situation dampened when she began to cry her heart out. Not that he couldn’t grow a sympathy, but Seungho was aware how the feeling of dealing with failure and emptiness of hers were honest. Cold sweat surfaced on his temple, he was such in discomfort. This group meeting was a bad idea on the first place. He knew his therapist might not be going to get her paycheck next month.
The mentor got up from his seat to soothe the lady, which giving Seungho a chance to leave his chair as well. He snatched his jacket and scooted from the side, making couple steps backward and murmuring ‘toilet’ as his vague excuse and fast forwarded to the door. He was not sure anyone listening, but not that he cared on the first place. The air in the room was too suffocating for him to consume, and he knew a quiet place to control his head again. It was too early for his medicine, and he had history for devouring the previous one without any strict prescription. Once he was out of the room, Seungho looked to his side and found another stair leading to a steel door up there. Maybe there was a quiet place behind the leaf, and it wouldn’t be that bad to explore the floor further. He just needed some fresh air.
Head lowered letting her hair cover her face, Chaerin listened to everyone else’s stories. After all, she was always more of a listener than a talker. Hearing the other people’s stories made her feel out of place. Where the middle aged woman was dealing with loss of a child, the older male was dealing with alcoholism, one of the younger girls being a victim of multiple rapes due to being sold into prostitution by an abusive boyfriend, was this really her place? She nervously twirled her hair in silence, feeling her heart beat increase in speed. Who was she to take time out of these people who truly needed help, when with her, all that happened was she just was hit with the negative feelings seemingly overnight.
She noticed the man beside her stand up abruptly, and glanced up at his face. She could see the beads of sweat on his forehead, as well as the panicked look in his eyes. He mumbled something that Chaerin didn’t quite catch before rushing out the door. A feeling of worry took her over, eventually causing her to stand up and follow him out the door and down the hall.
“Hey!” she called out to him weakly, keeping her voice steady and trying to keep her tone friendly, so as not to make him any more anxious than he already must be. “Wait-..”
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Therapy; SeunghoxChaerin
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When his therapist suggested Seungho to try something new instead of being measured in her small room every week, he was already skeptical about the idea. He came ten minutes early before the mentor recognized him, and ordered everyone in the room to come up to one of the empty rooms provided in the building. There was a tacky poster mounted on the wall, with all its tacky supportive words. He had searched about group therapy, and most of the reviews generally said it was far from effective. What would a dozen of depressed people could do together in one room without trying to bring each others down. At least, if anything happened, Seungho had secured his medicine in his pocket. His mother made sure he carried it–”just in case,” she warned–when she dropped him off at the entrance door.
The chairs were lined at one end of the room when the mentor came in after closing the door, asking each one of them to carry one and creating a circle; big enough for them all to sit next to each other. Seungho watched every participant carefully; there were a boy and girl who were twice younger than him, a middle-aged man who was too thin for his height, two or three people around his age, a tired-looking mother and a fashionable woman who was keeping her head down even when she dragged her chair next to him. Seungho thought maybe he shouldn’t wear his neat suit for such event. He quietly took off his jacket when nobody’s looking and rested it on his chair.
The mentor began by introducing himself and continued with his story about struggling with depression itself. Seungho tried to pay attention to it, but he got bored midway. He threw a courtesy smile once in a while when their eyes met, and dropped the curve line on his lips when the man looked away to someone else. “Now, since we’ve got new people joining us today, why don’t some of you introduce yourself?” his eyes stayed on Seungho for a moment and caught him off guard. He had no choice to get up from his seat and speak up.
“Hello, my name is Yang Seungho. I’m 32 years old. I’m a violinist. I’ve been dealing with my condition for almost ten years and…I think that’s all I can say,” he shrugged. Some people gave him weak applause along with the mentor. They proceeded to go to the young lady next to Seungho. Her pale hair was difficult to be ignored.
She listened to the man next to her introduce himself, lifting her head only slightly to look at him. Though he said he was 32, to her, he appeared younger. He, too, must have been a lover of music, as he’s a violinist. Perhaps music, like her, was once an escape that no longer worked. She didn’t mean to assume, but she was curious. Was he better now, or did he still need help? She didn’t want to be like this any longer than she already has.
Suddenly, all eyes were on her, everybody waiting for her introduction. Pulling her sunglasses off, exposing her bare face, something she didn’t show often, she stood up, nervously playing with her hair as she spoke.
“I’m C-... uh, Lee Chaerin. 24 years old and I-I’m an idol... The leader of 2NE1. I’m here because my family thinks something is wrong. But d-don’t worry about me, I’m fine.”, she stuttered. Usually, she’s so well spoken, now was that no longer true too? Embarrassed, she sat back down and avoided eye contact with anybody once again, checking her watch only to learn 7 minutes had passed. All she wanted was for it to be over. She listened to the next person make their introduction, a man who battled depression for most of his life and coped with alcohol. He spoke in a flat tone, seeming not to feel too much. She found it strangely scary. This whole experience was scary to her, all she wanted to do was go home and sleep, she’d feel better after a few hours of sleep. Instead she was stuck in this strange environment with strangers, all of which were probably silently judging her.