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I can’t even get a text back

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be like elle woods °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

yourland

Alice in Wonderland, 1962

#this is my aesthetic

Every episode of Chopped

Contestant: my wife left me and took the kids... my one star restaurant is getting shut down... my parents disowned me... I have nothing. I am a shell of a man.

Ted: the question was why did you put cinnamon on pickles.

sebastiansstan

Chris Evans meets Mini Thor

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I’m basically a frat guy. You know why? ‘Cause I love drinking and I hate nerds.

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thebelchers

#always reblog

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erarg

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

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theliteraryjournals

I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else… and I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more… and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned.

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via theliteraryjournals)

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Chris Evans for W Magazine, October 2016 issue

basicallycarolburnett

Picture this: the opening to Hamilton rapped by Ron Swanson.

“Listen, son. I’m going to tell you a story about our corrupt government. *music cue* How does a bastard, orphan…”

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Harry Pupper (via fatisbac)

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What Thor was doing during Captain America: Civil War

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