Just The Right Kind of Wrong

My current lineup of characters so far. Still not even close to finished.

Meet Bongwater, one of the titular characters of the cartoon I’m workshopping, ‘Roaches & Bongwater.’

Species: Ferret (Blaze pattern)

Ridiculously laid-back, oblivious, aloof- like to an alarming degree. Almost *nothing* gets to him- Except for actor Nick Mancuso (he knows what he did), or if someone eats the last of the string cheese.

Perpetually high, nearly always has a blunt in his hand.

Casual kleptomaniac, not because he’s got any criminal intent, mind you- he’s simply a ferret, and when he sees something he likes, he just assumes it’s his: Keys, lighters, cool rocks… He even once stole a fortune teller’s glass eye. The curse does not seem to have any effect. Indeed, he’ll swipe things right out in the open, with witnesses, yet no one ever seems to notice.

Drives an old hippie van with a mural of an alien pimp wizard creating the universe by playing a keytar (which Bongwater also plays).

Has a favorite lighter, which he got from the claw machine at the La Quinta Inn.

Has seen ‘Master of the Flying Guillotine’ 984 times, 243 of which were with director’s commentary. He’s seen ‘Tin Cup’ once.

Owns a pog collection with an estimated value of $1.8 billion (not including the slammers). He refuses to sell.

Has a tattoo of the ‘All That’ logo on his left butt-cheek. Kel Mitchell gave it to him because they used to play ‘Magic: The Gathering’ together behind the Blockbuster. Kel always played a mono-black aggro, real bitch of a deck.

Has never once lost a game of ‘Forbidden Bridge.’ Has never once won a game of ‘Mr. Bucket.’

Another character design for ‘Roaches & Bongwater

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The burning question that's been clawing ever-so-persistently at the back of everyone's mind since first I made my presence known...  

"Is ElBastardo515 wearing my panties?"  

...Only one way to find out.  

‘The Balloonmonger‘

Another of my creepier pieces. I wanted to do something vaguely Lovecraftian here. Did I succeed? You be the judge. Either way, this is one of my favorites, just because he looks cool.

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“No Longer Blind“

This Dr. ████████ ID number 32729-beta, ready to begin examination of subject 234R. There is no breathing or pulse. It has no eyes, ears, hair, or genitals. No nose, no mouth, or orifices of any kind. Complexion is colorless; otherwise the specimen is humanoid, but does not appear to be human. I will now make an incision on the surface of the facial area- Y̶̨̡̢͚̖̝͓̞̠̞̟̩͌̈́̐̾̐̆͊͌̈́͂͆͌̆͋̈́̈Ò̵̲̞͚̜̋͋͊̉̌͐̅͑̂̕͝Ǘ̷͇̖̠̻̫͎̫̪̮̲̮̀̐̉͐͜ ̴̢̧̧̡͍̤͙͖̬͇͖̭̘̲͓̳̰͚͆̓͗̌̊̂̓̐̽̔̂͑̑̏̌̚ͅW̸̨̨̧̡̡̖͈̝̞͚͇̃̈́͛̀̿̍́̽̉͑̉̊͐̎̕̚͠Ȯ̵̜̳͈̍̀̆̾̅̽͊̉̑̑̈́̕͠͝N̵̢̥̙͓͙̗̲̜̜̤̹̘̩̘͓͕̂̀̃̎̌̆̎̂̈̈́̈̍͗̒̓͂͛̒̚'̵̛̦̥̞̽̑̆̀̈̅͑̾̔͗̋́̕͘͝T̸̡̛̝͂̐̋͌̃͑̓̾̎͆͊͌͘̚̕͝ ̵̡̭̘̺̩̼̖̗̝͓͚͚͓͍͔̳͉͓͚̳̔͂̊̒̉̍̾͑̌̽̔̏̓̈́̕̚F̵̗̗̦̭̠̫͐̆̾̏̉͗̒͐̍̄̋̌̒́̀͌͝͝Į̷̢̧̧͍̥̺̦̰͖̣͖͕̰̬̬͖͛̋̓͊̓͊̒̃̆̽͘͠͝͝N̵͓̤͎̦̫̫͊͆ͅD̴̦̋̀́͂̈́͊̓͗͑̈́̈̅̾̚ ̷̧̡͈̣͎̝̦̲̘̮͉͎̹͔̓̾̾̾̿̃̆͑͠A̴̡̡͇̭̬̥͙͎̋̈̇͗̀͐̇͆̇̀̏̂͗͋͆̿͠͠ͅN̴̨̛̙͚͔̭͕̹͇͕̱̠̳̙͎͖̲̋̿̃͝Ÿ̴̛͚̲̺̖̠̜̻͔͔̱̦̹̞̱̹́͊͒̔̅͆̅͂̐͊̎͝͠͠T̷̨̡͕͚̦̹̙͚̩̫̹͂̌̏͝Ḩ̵̛̗̱̻͓̪̼̻̟͚͇͗́̃̀̈́̍͛́̆̓̄̉̎̏͘͝͝͝ͅͅI̴̡̧̛̹͙̜̜̙͚͚̠̯̲̫͓̣̒̓̑̋̓̋̈́̈́̈͆̄͌̌̈́͋̇̚͜͝N̵̢̛̥̝͕̹͎̺̫̱̬̜̱̳̞͍̗̈́͆̍̀͌͒̋̿̂̍̉̊͜͜ͅG̸̢̛̳̪̖̱̼̘͇͉̟͖̝͔͎̗̉͒̓̏̽̋̽́̔̉̎͆͛͑͌̚̕͠͝ ̴̛͉̮̄̎͊̓͌̽̑͌͒̔͋̈̄͒̽̚̕͠͝T̴̨̢̡̯͎͚͍̙͊͝H̶͍͑̍́̄͑̀̌̈́̈́̒́͆͜A̵̛̤̔̑̇̏́́͊͐̒͆̑̄̔́̋̔͆͝T̸̢̢̖̖̯̘̣̼̯͚̈̂̐͘͜ ̴̨̛͔̫͍̞͙̳̺̩̰͖͓̜͓̍̄͂̒̊̊̕͘̚͝ͅW̶̲͚̦̦͆̔Ą̸̡̛̛͔͙͖͇͂̆̒̽̀̇̏̈́͐̈́́̋̓̇̋͋͘͜͠Y̴̪̏͛́͂̄̎̐̋̓́.̷̰̻̮̟̮̙̜̥̅̄̅̾̒́̂̈́͂̓̚̕ͅ.̷̫͈͛̔͗́̈́̑̎̏͗̌́͠.̷̧̺̫͇͈̪̫͖̭̲͇̃̈́̈̊̉͋̆͗̎̊͐͗͑̐ͅ ...I think to myself, but these are not my thoughts... Ý̵̡̡͕̲̱̻̙̠̻̀̾͆͛͝O̶̡̙̩̦̺̠̼̩̪̜͋͐̀͐̍́̅Ū̴̦͕̜͖͜ ̵̨͙͚̲͔̖̫̈́̓͗̊͘A̸̫̯͚͊̇̋͂͠Ṙ̴̞̠̩͈̘̖̳̲͋̒͌̾̊͠E̸̢̺̣̻̟̝͈̍̑͐͒̍͝ ̸͚͖̦͙̍̀̄͗̑̽̔̕͝S̷̪̺̣̣͇̪͇̋Ű̷̧̘͆͐̾̅͌R̴̩̮̈́͑̃͒̾̿̔̑̉̆R̶̡̙̯̟͕͆̇̇̽O̵̫̍̈́̓͆̄̆̕U̵̡̧̡̮͉̩͕̦̟͇̎́̊̒̀̉N̵̛͚̻̥͎͓͗͂͛̕͜͝͠D̶̡̤̳̥̝̱͑E̸̞̬̖̣͉͕̪̦̘͂̓͒̈͐̄͘͜D̵̰͒̀̍͘͠ ̸͉̦̰̤̭͓̂̇̒̾͆́͛̚̚͜͜͝ͅB̵̦̖̙͓̳̜́̓̐̊͐͝͝͝Ȳ̷̞̆̓͛͠ ̴̞̞̫͚͓̪̇͊̈́͐̈L̵̩̭͚̣̳͔̪̉̐̈́͊͊̋̆͜͝I̷̳̬͍̠̋̓̾̏̐͂͠E̷̙̬͕̩̲̘͆̽̀̌͗S̸̪͔͎̀̀̏,̵̬͉̟̫̃͊̇̋͗̀ ̷͍̤̬͇̼̹͕̪̄̃B̵̻̓̽̽̓̐̾̽̇Ų̷͕͂̈́̾̽̽̋̽̉͊̑T̵̨͉̖͔͇̐̊ ̷̡̗̍̌̍͌́́͒̽͠N̷̼̦̞͓̩̯̺͝ͅỚ̷͈͂̓̃̎͂̉̆ͅT̷̡̞̩͈͉̻͎̝̲̱͂ ̷̛̯͕͚͙̾̀O̴̡͕̗̟̮̗͗͋̃̓N̸̢̫̙͖̜̒E̶̻͚͓͚͝ ̸̧͔͕̝̗̱̿͌̓͑̔̚̚̚͝͝D̶̻͖̭̯͌̋̎̅͊̄̂E̵̲̼̫̥̯̭͔̅͆̀͂Ç̵͍̦̘̗̳͇̦̼͕̆Į̴̨̰͓̩̂̓̈́͊̚͠E̸̛͉̹̪̫̹̣͔̝̖͌̒́͝͝V̸̻̖̞̂̀̓͝E̵̘͒͆̒̽̆̈́̓̇̐͋S̸̳̞̯̑̉ ̵̲͈͈̬̻̲͎̖̯͌̆͑̐̽̕͝M̴̨̘͇̥͇̟̦̲̣͈͌̚O̷̟̯͖̫̽̉͋͜R̴̘̻̹̼̂̕E̴̛̤̼̗͚̬̫̱͑͑̌̆̒̾̄̈́̌ͅ ̷̧͇̠̼̝̰̤̓̈́̐̇͂̓̽̍̏́T̶͖͊͜H̵̢͕̼̣̔͌́͊͆́͘Ȧ̸̡͙̹̺̰̙̮̖͇̺̽̔̌͋͑̚N̷̞͉̤͔̉̅́̎͆͘ ̸̡̨̛͎͙̱̰͎̥̒̃̓̈́̀̂͘̚T̴̞̹̥͓̽̍̎̒̋͜͝H̷̳̻̭̪͛̐̐̚͝Ĕ̸̞͍̰͙̾̌Ś̵̺͈͈̫̳Ẽ̵̛͈̜̯̭̝̰̭̰̎̇͐́̊̆͠ ̶̞̔̂E̸̱̬̪̱̳̦͒̐̈́̆̑̀͠Y̶̥̔̾̔́͗̉̊̕̚͝E̴͈͗̾͂͊̐̉̈́͠S̸̱͉͈̱̍̀̋.̶̗̙̗͛̋̀̈̕͝.̵̮͖̭̠͚̏͗͆̊͒̊́ͅ.̶̫̿̔́̿̋̈́̎̐̌̚ }̸̧͙̱̞̥̦̠̲̦͋͒͐͐̀̿̋̚͝ͅ I look at the specimen, and somehow it's looking back at me... L̷̡͐̅Ẹ̶̮͙̭̲͂͊͐͊̒͛̚͝T̸̨̮̠͈̟̼̹̋̒͜ ̸̜̻͕̠̜̠̈́̈́͊̓̍̕͠M̴̫̖̩͙̈́̃͘E̶̤̥͔͎͊̐̈̊͛ ̷̛̘͉͍̼̪̓̈́̔͐̈́̆̏͝T̷̫͑̓̈́Á̵͍̮͈̝̍̃̕Ķ̶͎̬̠̖̼͈̲̐̇͂͠Ȩ̷̮͖̬̳̳͊̐ ̷̪̻͚̻̻̿͐̄͘Y̵̢̙̙̝͓̼̙͗͋̊̊̀Ò̵̳͓̖̼͇̻̟ͅƯ̶̬͇̝̙̻̮̏̅̂̈̇̂̃͝Ȑ̷̩ ̷̛̬̦͈̲͎̺́͆̀́̆͆̅B̶̢̨̟̪̫̤̬̹͓͋̉̐͗̏̾͝Ų̵̝̘̟̤̩̗̈́͗̉̔͜R̷̨̛̮̭͉͉̦̳̉̏̅̓̕Ḓ̵̪̫̙̠̩͛̾̄́̄̕͘È̴͕̫̗ͅŃ̸̨̧͈͙̤̻͉͝͝.̴̨̬̹̯̭̱̝̫̞̊̆̎̎͆̕.̸̛̫̮̞̰̰̜̘̯̃̈́̆̕͝.̵̟̙͕̩̦͈̻̌̎̏̈́̌͜͠͠ ̷̣̳̔̑̈͗̄͝͠Ö̸̢̪̮̥̜̻̞̌ͅN̶̨̦͌͝L̵͈̯̟̙̪̭̜̹̅̓̆Y̶͚͙͙͉͍̦̑̂͜ ̷̱̞̥͎͍̒̐̍̽̒̆̒͜T̸̳̋̅̑͊͒̒̃H̴͚̲̾̒̊͋E̸̢̖͔̙̼͙̞͛̾̂ͅN̶͕̠͎̰͉̻̰̈́̏̚ͅ ̶̤̞́̔̏̐̍̒͝W̴̨͚̪̫̥̹͙̫͉͗I̷̜̒L̴̡͈̙̱͓̖̥̫͇͂̽͆͂L̷̬̹̠̿̈́ ̶̡̫̱̮̈́̓̽̔Y̴͕̗͂̋Ǫ̵̤͒̊U̷͙̾̎̓̆ ̵̢͕̲̞̘̜̥̃̐S̸͎̘̎Ě̸̛͇̼̘̬̩̯̀̀͋̌͌͌͘E̷͙̩͈̠̽̿̀̑̄͋̃͘̚.̷̢̖̣͙̉̄̂̈́.̶̛̪̠̳͈̋̿̃̒ͅͅ.̸͓̹͕͂̎̽ I push the scalpel into my ocular cavity and sever the optic nerve... Suddenly I am no longer blind. For the first time in my life, I am able to see: T̷̗̯̯̥̱̼͔͙͇̜̝̤́̉̃͜Ḣ̷̨̢̺̤̦͉̥̪̗͖̤̯̹̙̼̹̖̗͈̭̂̀͊̔̔͊̄͗̀̒̒̽̓͛̋̾͆͝Ẽ̵̢̨̨̢̛̝̫̤̝̯̱̭̻̪͇͍̱̻͓̀͊̀͐͊͂̂̽̏͋͂͌͂̒̋̈̽́͝͝R̶͈̝̼̰̭̈́̌͐͆̒̅É̵̢̡̮͓̗͖͉̤̝̣̣͉͉͑̆̑͗̉͐̄̑̚ͅ ̵̛̯͈͈̲̜͉̭͓̞̬̔̂̊͒̓̄̇̏̇̕I̸͔͇͂S̷̻̝̜̱͙͒̇̑̀̉̇̍̊͆̋͊̓̈́̓͘̚͝͝͠ ̶̦̦̩̥͔͒̓̂̇̕Ņ̸̢̹͉̹̣̩̼̤̜̭͍̞̹͒͒́́̌̍̊̕͘O̸̧̢̰̖̙̘̜̝̰̮̩̫̩͗̆͗̐́̈́̏̚ ̶̛̗̞̈̅̑̃̿̄̈̇͆́̈́͘Ǧ̴̥̬̰̺̣̩̀̕Ǫ̵̡̱̩͖͖̥̙͉͍̪͂̏̂͝D̵̡̢̧̧̩̹̘͕͉͇̹͚̩̈́͜ͅ ̸̹̮͗̓̅͛͗͊̍̓͋̑Ḭ̵̡̛͕̗̟̮̭̞̠̞̻̣̹̲͖͑̿́̈́̈́͋̓͂̍͝Ņ̵̮̺̣̣̜̀͌̓͋̊́̌̎̎ ̷̢̳̫̼͖̼̻̯̰͓͉͉̦̮͚̻̝̪̝͈̦̀͑̍͒̍̄̐̆ͅŚ̴̨̢̛̬̘̝̻̠͙͖̪̞͌̏͗̂͌̑̿̍͊͠P̸̢̱̰̗͔̞̹̝̣̪̲̬͕̬͚̣͉̹͗̀̊̿͆Ą̶̨̡̨̺͉͚̮̪̰̱̦͚̲̦̦͐̆̒̈́̿̑̃̊͗̋̅̽̂̀̽̈́͝͠ͅC̷̦̲̯̗͍͌̈̅̂̌͊̎͛̋̽̈́̒̿̋͘̕͠E̴̗͈̲̭͍͎̖͉͓͋͛̓̕.̸̡̰͉̩̐̂̊ͅ.̵̡̢̹̦̜̯̳̻͉̹́̉.̷̨̛̻̹͍̱̟̯̈͆͑͆̈́̀ ̶̡̻͈͓͔̊̃̌̒̀̎͠ ̶̢̞̺̦̺̱̩̗̹̗̲͍̫̙̼̗̖̙͆̍̀͑͌̋͆̾͆͒̅̕͘͝͝ͅǪ̴͈̲͈͓̫̩͈̜̘̣̰̦̞̮̯̈́͐̀̀̒͒̓̈́̃̓̄͜͜͠ͅÛ̷̢̧̧͈͇̜̫̠͙̠̹̫̟̟̓͒̇́͐͂̈́͝Ṛ̷̨̡̗̞̯̮͔̩̥̗͚̯̺̗̳̘͙̼̼̈́̑͜ ̴͕͔̞̦̣̦̦̖̓̈͛̀͐͛͝C̵̢̢͔̦̙̞̃̈̈̊̒̎̓̿̌͒̓͒̎͘͝͠͝͝͠R̴̢̢̧͍̙̼͔̞̰̳̘̽E̸̡̘͖̰̋̍͝͝͠A̴̙̲̘̘̦̩͕̫̝̰̙̪̰̠̞̭̺̽̿͛̆͊͊̕͜ͅȚ̶̣̱̭̹̬̠̣̝̞͖̦̳̼̭̳̃͊ͅͅO̵̤͇̱̙͙̥̳̿͛̉̓͂́̔͘̕Ṛ̴̋̀̒͒͋̃́́̈́̆̕ ̵̨̛͕̞̣̟͓̗͉̣̥͓̺̼̌̅̋͘͜͜ ̸̢̧̛̺̘͖̺̩͈̟̜̮̰̺̹̾͐͊̎̉̌̔͗̽̽͌̆̅̕͝Ḣ̶͕̔̏̊̊̌̈́͒̂̋̈̕͝A̷̦̜̒͆̄̿̇͐̉͘S̴̡̧̧̡̭͚̥̳̘̦̩͉͉͍̤̫͓̰̀͛͒̍ͅͅͅ ̵̡̧̨̦͙̠̬̖͔̱̮̙͉̣͙̮̪̈́̋̓̐̈͑̀́̈́͊͗̌̍̋͆̏̿͗͜͜͝͝ ̶̧̛̭͉̬̱̪̳̞͇͛͛͋́͊̋̇͛́͝͠N̶̪̹̱̰̹̯̎͛̿͠Ǫ̴̗̣̲̱͕̟̭̦̫͎̜̦͉̘̖́͜ ̵̱̭͕͍̻̤̥͚̱̱̩̪͈̹̯͓̇̓͂̂̔̉̋̌͘͘͜͠ͅͅͅ ̵̢̳̫͈̫͙̹͖͎̯̪͈̻͍͎͙̳͆̎̔́̈̈́̅͂͛̈́͜͜͝͝ͅF̶̗̥͖͖̻̈́̇̋̀͗̃͗̔̀͘A̵̛̠͎͎̜̩̰̠̥̳̫͍̥͍͚̪̰͈͚̍̈́͋͐̌̌͜͜ͅČ̴̺͎̀̓̍́̐̀̅̄ͅͅE̸̢̛̠̲̻̮̳̳̭̰̟͙̗͈͒̆̈̌̓͋̃̐̾́͌̿̈̕͘ͅ.̸̢̛̖͔̩͎̼̲̦̳̲̈́̄̾̍̎̅̆̅̐͌̕͘̕͠.̶̢̧̢͉̟͇̭̘̞͉̠̟̯͍̲͈̝̮̱̉̑̄́̄͐̈͒͐̃́̍̄̃͛͑̚.̷̢̧͔̲̜̘̜̬̥͕͛̈́̑̒͛̈́̈́͂̈́̈́̀̌̅̑̂̍̆̆̒ - Screaming Mechanical Brain, "Vivisection" from the album 'THERE IS NO GOD IN SPACE' If’n ya like this, you can also check out my DeviantArt page here.

‘MY BRAIN HURTS‘ This is why you eat ice-cream slowly, kids. If’n ya like this, you can also check out my DeviantArt page here.

‘Monster Zero‘ This painting is of another of my favorite Kaiju, the infamous King Ghidorah. It didn’t turn out exactly as I had planned it, as I originally wanted it to look like a Rorschach ink-blot test, but those I have shown it to seemed to really like it, so I feel comfortable showing you all as well. If’n ya like this, you can also check out my DeviantArt page here.