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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
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@evilrobot-hq
Love being patriotic about stupid shit
No other place on the earth can you spill milk on your computer and have someone be like “been there”
Tfym “been there”???? Why are we working while eating breakfast, why are we drinking milk as adult mammals???
Hashtag usa baby tjat is why
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meow meow mewo
Being in my early 20s got me feeling like I’ve been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s.
I am getting dumber every day. Eventually. Eventually at some point. I will have the intelligence of a 25-26 year old.
This is no life anyone should have to live.
Writing a guide on how to care for humans except it’s actually useless bc it was written hyper-specifically about my autism.
Trying this brand new thing called clawing my eyes out instead of doing things I don’t want to do
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Love the aesthetics of computers and robots and machines, but my understanding of both programming and physics is the same way medieval doctors understand medicine.
The four humors? Oh yeah.
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+S
How did I treat my patient? Idk. Like brute force and a lot of luck. Maybe some mild amputation.
U should never rocks from a glass horse. Mostly bc it might spook them :(
The world would be a much better place if all of us were horses
It could be a much worse place if everyone was a mini pony.
Spoilers for Project Hail Mary
Also academia trauma lmao
Sometimes transitioning is starting out as a sentient AI girl trapped in a dating sim and then becoming a sentient AI brainscan boy trapped in a glasses
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GOOD MORNING,
50 billion TORNADO WARNINGS 🗣️🗣️
Post nut clarity?
Never. Not once.
I do this thing called post nut psychosis, where I leave, jerk off, and return worse than I was before.
Should write a homestuck parody called frontstuck.
Bcuz. Uhh
My headache is sponsored by too many characters saying too many words. just. shut UPP.
The new mercenary living on my ceiling is bad at hiding.
His arms are too big!!! His arms are too fucking big! And why is he traversing the field of corpses. QUUIITTTT.
My bad, this post was about a spider.
The new mercenary living on my ceiling is bad at hiding.
His arms are too big!!! His arms are too fucking big! And why is he traversing the field of corpses. QUUIITTTT.
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The new mercenary living on my ceiling is bad at hiding.
Many big things happening in the out today.
Wuuf who’s gonna tell my landlords they’re illegally trapping mammals.
