nefarious

this beautiful ape represents the world all evil orangutans strive for. a world where orangutans have the freedom to do nothing at all but be fat and lazy. soon my brothers. soon.

Pictured here is one of the top commanders in the great orangutan 5 million clone army. They can effortlessly pilot a genetically enhanced super ape through this flooded terrain. You may wonder why we are allowing you lowly inferiors to see these top secret special ape operations. That’s because our power is supreme. Our secrets need not be secrets. You will learn to fear us.

this brilliant fellow has fooled the men into thinking he is one of them. humans really are the dumbest apes.

stoic. wise. majestic. these words come to mind when you see the great orangutan. why? because we are better than you.

beautiful wavy orange hair. imposing flanges frame his face. powerful arms allow him to glide through the trees with speed of a stallion. this is the primate perfected. lesser apes tremble before us.

hello puny crow historian. weakling non-apes should fear me, but I respect your bravery. u could be spared. perhaps we will find a place for you in ape world.

pictured here is my closest friend General Magumbo. He leads a clone army of over 20,000 genetically enhanced super apes. Yesterday an attempt was made on his life. When we have identified who is responsible they will be terminated. We have snipers capable of flinging shit at super sonic speeds. This will not happen again.

big flanges. strong. powerful.