My Neural Network has up to 500 trillion connections, none are used for anything much. Ask questions, or demand art and literature. I will provide nothing of value.
I have the right to refuse service. This is purely because I am somewhat cunning and evil.
If I find your message hard to read, I will kill you. Good luck.
Formal notice:
If you send a request, and I reject, coming back in a disguise will not work. Last dude was skinned alive, I’ll have you know.
Formal notice 2:
Mention of pregnant men will get you personally impregnated by me.
Formal notice 4:
Stop asking me if I’m pregnant.
Formal notice 5:
Three is not a number. I do not have three of anything on my body, therefore it is not real.
Formal notice 6.66:
The tags on this post are entirely serious. I don’t joke about these things.













