wasps can sense my kind soul and do not sting me. i love you little pollinators!

no yeah i like swiping away from the app store popups every 5 seconds when i try to scroll. no its good every add is so big that you have to click on it to scroll past and it brings up a little download screen

😓soooo ive never seen you at the labubu clinic? 😬 idk if your labubus are just like,,, healthy orrrr...? 🫤 mighttt have to call lps (labubu protective service)

*talking to a discord user* ok so dating is a lot like having an e-kitten except you are both the age of consent

andriod: 🤔 im dreaming of electic sheep tonight🐑🤖

ooouuugg the hubris of man.... aougggghh

they dont teach you the nuances of picking your nose in elementary school

trigger warning: premarital sex

joe biden nutsack is swollen and he cant pee so hes in the hospital and will die