if u need anything i’ll be in the maze

im still here guys. the corn never ends

guys theyre dating bugs int he maze? cockraoch??

so where is the pharmacy in this maze? im in dire need of cough syrup

gonna be honest i ran out of canned food and started eating the corn. last i checked it was january. what thefcuk happened??

if you heard agonised end-of-the-world-esque screaming - dont worry! thats was just me realizing i lost my tamagotchi somewhere in the corn when i was running from the evil scarecrows :(

man i wish i could've brought my cat with me into the evil corn maze. i know time passes differently on the outside, so when (if) i find my way back to my time it'll be like no time has passed at all for her, but still... hope she's doing well even if she doesn't know i'm lost

lacing my joint with dried and ground up corn from the evil corn maze. gonna meet god!!! :D

If anyone stumbles across the seventies rock band The Fruits of Our Labor could you tell the lead-singer Monique to stop releasing their songs about corn every time she manages to escape the maze into her time? My Walkman keeps picking up Greatest Hits of the 70's radio stations and I just wanna listen to David Bowie without hearing Cornmaze Nightmares (Evil Scarecrow Remix) over and over. Like, I like The Fruits as much as the next girl, and I admit that them recording the songs in the abandoned hippie van in the evil maze really gives it a cool sort of gritty psychedelic sound, but PLEASE