Evil Epona

[hey @eviltimee and @evil-malonnnn i'm more evil than you two. i like @extra-evil-malon better because she actually hates her husband which is very evil of her.]

For the love of the goddesses... What kind of bad things do you do? Do you want a carrot?

[well, that's easy, i munch people's faces off. and i guess if the carrot is evil enough, sure......]

[i, uhh, don't actually know? i've just always been fed evil food by @evil-malonnnn, i don't know how she made it evil. pure hatred, i guess]

[hey @eviltimee and @evil-malonnnn i'm more evil than you two. i like @extra-evil-malon better because she actually hates her husband which is very evil of her.]

For the love of the goddesses... What kind of bad things do you do? Do you want a carrot?

[well, that's easy, i munch people's faces off. and i guess if the carrot is evil enough, sure......]

I hate them

Now we just need a link-hating horse

[it's me, bitch. the Link-hating evil horse, here to munch your face off except if you feed me some evil hay or evil carrots]

I can give you evil apples from the tree I bit?

[acceptable. thank you for the evil apples, your face will be spared despite being a Link.]

I hate them

Now we just need a link-hating horse

[it's me, bitch. the Link-hating evil horse, here to munch your face off except if you feed me some evil hay or evil carrots]

(anyone else will have to take a shot at the backpack wheel for a chance at warm cookies twee hee!)

[such evil cookies!! delicious!]

Evil thanks to you all.

[i don't have rupees so i guess i'll donate, uhh... a singular evil carrot]

I think I tagged us all...

[one of us!]

[i'd say welcome to the evil side, but then you'd be an evil carrot... which is my favourite food... i shall try my best to refrain from nibbling on your face.]

[you! oh you are much more evil than the other @evil-malonnnn, i like you!]

[i'd say welcome to the evil side, but then you'd be an evil carrot... which is my favourite food... i shall try my best to refrain from nibbling on your face.]

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[evil cookies, nom! that's the next best thing after evil hay and evil carrots. peace offering accepted, your face shall not be munched on.]