Severus Snape

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone✅

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets✅

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban✅

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire✅

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix✅

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince✅

Well i'm back, i'll be doing this about uploading everything in text because my screenshots are shit lol

Here is the blog i'll use for that:

That's all bye👍🏻

Is he saying it for himself? For Severus? Both?

Anyways... SAY IT LOUDER PHINEAS!!!

⚠️HEADCANON ALERT⚠️

As far as i know the portrait of the headmaster or headmistress is painted before they die. And as far as i know they added Severus' portrait LATER, unlike Dumbledore's that appeared after he died (sincerely I don't think Severus was in the mood for that, so I think his portrait was painted later)

So, my headcanon is: Severus' portrait is somehow incomplete(? or different idk. Like is always sleeping, or can't talk, or is like Ariana Dumbledore's portrait* or maybe his portrait just isn't magical and is just like the muggle ones idk is just a headcanon.

Now all of China knows that you gave Severus the talk.

Poor Severus

"Oh, but it all makes sense, Potter, and in ways that you do not understand!" Yeah, sure buddy

In VERY, VERY vague terms, yes...

Seriously, I doubt Severus ever considered Hogwarts a home but that is just my opinion.

No one lets him finish speaking >:''c

Of course he doesn't care about the husband, and it's not like he can care about the son

What does he want? What are you thinking Dumbledore? 🤨

Dumbledore: 🧍‍♂️

Dumbledore really needs a course on how to console people.

Old married couple dynamic xd

Dumbledore what the fuck was that?!

Severus ambidextrous 100% canon(?

Of course he is furious

His soul...

Severus the basket

Hagrid’s hiding skills are 100/10

Severus IS keeping an eye on Draco😒

Harry are you okay? Severus are you okay? Albus are you okay? Am i okay?

Condenado viejito kawai hijo de la brga, Severus está siendo sincero y tú te pones en varas

Something tells me that perhaps Dumbledore still had his doubts🤏, that he didn't believe Severus' soul wasn't so damaged after all(?. I don't know how to put it, but yeah something like that. Nambre si hasta lo hizo llorar y todo, personally i think yes xd

The quietest mental breakdown(? Burn or break something idk nobody is going to judge you.

Zero need to say it like that, Albus😔

Specially Mulciber 👀

We are going to die before knowing what Mulciber tried to do to Mary Macdonald

Not them ranting about each other crush(?

It was not a theory☝🤓

HAHAHAHA HE GOT YOU, LILY! XD

No, they just use illegal magic and do illegal things🤓

Severus be like:

Nah he heard her, just didn't give a flying xd

She said she made excuses for years YEARS... Helly, wasn't it easier to stop being her friend? Just my opinion btw

But leave him talk, you know he can't talk properly when he is overwhelmed!

"But you call everyone of my birth Mudblood, Severus. Why should I be any different?" Are you telling me that wasn't a problem for you until it directly affected you? 🤨

Severus be like:

Yeah, about that😬

"A single huge chimney dominated the distant skyline..." I feel that given Severus' family circumstances, I shouldn't say this (and honestly, I don't know if I got it wrong), but... SEVERUS, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SO FAR FROM YOUR HOME AND ALL ALONE?! WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU ON THE WAY?!

Severus be like:

Hell, even my cat has better social skills than Severus XD

Hey it is HIS ridiculously large coat 👊😔

So the Snape family is known... I wonder why? 🤨

It's not spying, it's gathering information ☝🤓

ARE YOU SEEING THE SIZE OF THE FANGS!?

I'm leaving this here

Severus never got his book back.