Every Day is Knife Day :]

@rainyydoves

bees really do like the color yellow btw. like if you’re wearing it they absolutely will follow you

wait hold on can’t bees be trained. I have the potential to do the funniest possible thing

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

The blog post is pretty great too.

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous. 

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

Official 60,000 bee post 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

not enough scenes in books where characters kill someone and throw up afterwards. like something has to be done

how to help everyone in the world immediately right now

don’t worry The Character I know your pronouns

i like how we all ignore that soldier / poet / king is probably supposed to all be descriptors for jesus christ and we're all just like this is my 3 blokes from the last television show i watched

Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!

this is actually a symptom of being punk

Umm, does anyone else in this thread smoke weed?

Don't do this; it makes mustard gas!

this is actually a symptom of being punk

completely normal

i don't believe you

ur right everything’s incorrect actually sorry I lied