leading the love shot hate squad

you. reading this. don't forget your daily clicks

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

no because the second I feel like I'm "bothering" anyone I'm out

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

wait wtf is cream soda

cause when we're creaming and popping...

we’re cropping?

we're peaming

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

since birth I've been in various stages of distress

i am so undertattooed