I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

lady macbeth is the trans woman that macbeth is dating/married to and she knows her "husband" is actually a woman and she is trying not to push the issue too hard because he always clams the fuck up when she mentions it and so she starts by asserting that SHE can't go on the server because they don't allow trans women but HE can and that way he can get his wife free HRT and then because canonically the HRT sent to contestants is like far too much for one person lady macbeth is like "okay what if you won the prize tho. and competed." and macbeth (oblivious) is like "yeah okay well my wife was on HRT for a bit (before her access thru clinical means dropped) and she looks really pretty and I don't want to appropriate women's struggles but I don't think I would mind looking like that...." and then the problem is is that lady macbeth despite being an "offline" presence is not any less deranged than the accord server members so she is standing behind macbeth's gaming chair egging his ass on during the tribunal of duncan and then he starts going off the fucking rails with tribunaling banquo etc. i don't like to think that they die in this version but maybe macbeth's accord account gets banned or something. lady macbeth goes to therapy for her ocd. whatever. but like. you see the obvious visions right. everything is shakespeare except shakespeare which is about ranked competitive breast growth.

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

Oh Occtis. He's a twenty year old grad student. His family murdered him last week. He loves books. He can't catch his breath. He's never had sex. His brother ripped his heart out. He birthed his familiar out of his own viscera. He can't taste food anymore. People keep saying things to him. His familiar will not stay in his dimensional pocket. He doesn't sleep. His best friend doesn't know he's still here. He has to think of himself as an experiment. He works with dead animals. He's never visited a fuck castle before. He can't even blush. Nothing he can do will make his father care about him. He misses being alive. Everyone wants something from him. He would like a hug.