everland

i would do that

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

gonna take a mind cigarette break rq

sinister chips yummy

i love possum

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

girl

vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

he also made pink lemonade

Inside of you are two wolves, one of them is wire mother and one of them is rug mother

two sigma mommies, one to keep me fed and the other to give me warmth and comfort

grrrr

A man named Fish sold me a bass guitar that is always out of tune

Sounds like you need a tuna

you can tuna fish but you cant piano a tuna

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

this except im actually normal and dont have adhd they checked

Thou shalt not fumble thy doe-eyed femme

fingies crossed

I so desperately want to be able to convince Trump supporters with facts and logic and empathy, but it’s so important to remember that their ignorance is INTENTIONAL. my mom didn’t let us watch Sleeping Beauty growing up. I asked her why recently and she said, “it was evil.” when I pointed out other movies had similar themes and depictions of evil, and asked what the difference was, she couldn’t. I pressed one more time and she just said, “it felt evil to me. I didn’t like it”. same thing with dune 2: she said it was “dark”, and I was, “literally, like the movie’s lighting? Or the themes?” and she said “I don’t know” and didn’t want to talk about it more. many conservatives genuinely cannot tell the difference between “I don’t like it” and “this is evil” and they do not care to learn despite many chances

grrr