Close your eyes and keep your mind wide open

"Us, pale people, have to stick together. I get you." 

"That's true, last year when I went to spain I went one day with out sunscreen and was burnt pretty bad"

"Yeah, you can totally put it like that. You what? You got caught? You’re messing with me."

"Nope, I got caught but if no one can get served I know a guy who'll do anything for me. He's twenty one"

I bet you did, I’d have probably done the exact same thing. Depends if you like the idea or not because it’s all for your pleasure.

Well I have to know the idea in order to decide on whether I like the idea. All for my pleasure? Then I'm sure I'll like it.

"Yes, here you go." 

"You're a life saver, I don't want to end up like a lobster"

"I’m glad! Yeah, totally! It’s like we have arrived just yesterday yet this has been an entire roller-coaster until today. "

"Life's an entire roller-coaster full stop but I'm glad you're enjoying your time so far. Hey, know anyone that can get served? I had a fake i.d but I got caught"

And with you, that must’ve been so scary. I have a few things in mind.

Yeah, I kind of freaked out. Oh really, what did you have in mind?

Seriously? I knew they were dangerous. What do you want in exchange then?

Yeah seriously, we met up for a coffee and she just collapsed then and there so I called her an ambulance, next day I went to go see her and she told me it was because she'd been on a just juice diet. Hmm, I'm not sure. What are you willing to give me in exchange?

"It’s my hero. I’m not even joking. I was just going to ask you how have this vacations been working out for you but well, you have a pack of chips you have everything. "

"It's been going great, have you been having fun? Chips are everything"

"Exactly, I just hope you’re sharing."

"Of course I am... Want one?"

"Right? I though you’d never ask! No, I’m just kidding, but yes, thank you. It’s  chips, no one could ever refuse them. "

"I know right? Whoever invented chips is a genius"

Well, it’s always good to know that you care about me - What’s up with you wanting to be healthy more often anyways?

I'm not sure, I've noticed how unhealthy I actually am so I think maybe I should eat just a little healthier. 

It’s those diets when people literally don’t eat anything and just drink that juice. And now you’re offering to get me pizza, do you get anymore perfect? Yeah, I’ll come over and pay you for it.

I know right? It's stupid, I know someone who ended up in hospital from that type of diet. Don't worry about paying me, I'm not bothered about that. 

"We should all but who cares? I wouldn’t miss on some chips or some good big ass hamburger for anything. "

"Me neither, they taste too good. Want one?"

Nah, I didn’t mean that, I meant those who want to go on diets, that’s their weakness. Pizza over potatoes, yes please. Thanks, and because of that, you are now my favourite.

Yeah I don't really understand diets, especially the crazy diets that people go on. I've got a real craving for pizza now, might order one. Do you want one? Yay, I like being peoples favorite. 

I thought you’d never ask. Well, well, Evie - It seems to me as though you’ve suddenly become my favourite person in this house. For as long as you keep sharing your chips, that is.

Well you know what they say, sharing is caring and all that jazz so I'll gladly share my chips with you for the rest of my life.

That’s always the downfall for people wanting to go on diets. Care to share?

It's not that I'm wanting to diet it's just that I eat way too much crap, I mean give me a burger over a salad any day. Sure, help yourself.